Sounds like you want a bot. Playable outs lol?
Pokertracker, Hold em manager and poker office are about all that are out right now. Try the HEM trial if you don't like pokertracker.
As for pulling the stats from every player, you can only pull stats that are in your database. Therefore, you either have had to play at a table with somebody, or have had to datamine the site (illegal on some sites). There isn't a magical "stat bank" for the site if that is what you are looking for. And you are better off learning how to quickly calculate pot odds
and your clean/dirty outs anyways.