TOP 5 WORST POKER COMEBACKS

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GEORDIE

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Sometimes when someone insults you at the poker table, you shoot back with the perfect, witty, incisive retort. Then there's most of the time, when you say shit like this:

5) Oh yeah? Well, your mom draws dead.
4) I may be stupid, but you're winning.
3) Well, you know, if even a retard wouldn't make that call, then I guess that makes me a super-retard.
2) Maybe I don't have brains but it takes more than brains for .... uh .... **** you.
1) Speaking of bad calls, God made a bad call when he made your face. Like you said I made a bad call and your face, that's also a bad call. By God. The making your face the way he did. Which is worse than my call. Because you're ugly, and it's God's fault.
 
bubbasbestbabe

bubbasbestbabe

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Welly said:
'Well at least I'm not a faggot' :confused:


I love that one especially when I come back with that I'm a lesbian and don't you wish you could watch.:D
 
withawedge

withawedge

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I did watch and it was memorable :)
 
Welly

Welly

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'stfu, I win 30 of these a day and have an ITM of 114%' :confused:
 
BKrywko1

BKrywko1

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I saw some clown type in a Absolute freeroll that he was a pro a couple of years, and when I told him he was bullsh$%, he responded by saying that, "These are great practice for the big tournaments!"

Yeah, because there are just scads of douchebags pushing all-in on the first hand with 9-4 offsuit :-\
 
twizzybop

twizzybop

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bubbasbestbabe said:
I love that one especially when I come back with that I'm a lesbian and don't you wish you could watch.:D

Nothing wrong with that, I always say "so you like the same thing I do" :)
 
robwhufc

robwhufc

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The 2 i use are

(When sucking someone out of a tournament)

"I'd like to argue with you, but i'm busy playing poker"

and

I cant discuss it with you now, leave a message on my forum - www.idontgiveashit.com
 
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