Top 3 Pre-Session Tips For Every Live Player
Here are 3 pre-session tips that are sure to improve your experience at the poker table.
1. Brush your teeth. Soft, circular motions work best. Gotta keep those gums healthy and that enamel intact. And don't forget the tongue - remember, the only thing worse than a bad beat is bad breath!
2. Take a shower. This is a step ignored by many because of the unforeseen impact at the table. You don't want the fish with the mound of chips to leave the table because something foul is in the air. You want to invite him or her to enjoy a beautiful blend of Phoenix, Pure Sport, and Eucalyptus scents while donking away a paycheck or two.
3. Put on clean clothes. The portion of your wardrobe that has passed through the most recent cycle of laundry usually works best. Before you reach down to the floor for the sweatshirt you were wearing during last week's 48-hour non-stop video game marathon, think about the guy to your right folding his trash hand because he'd rather not collect the chips that just grazed the mustard stain on the sleeve. If the cat slept, ate, or urinated on that favorite pair of pants, muck it like 72o UTG and look for a better option.
Good luck at the tables!