OzExorcist
Broomcorn's uncle
Bronze Level
Just finished up a four-player HU shootout, and some educational examples of things never to say in a chat box came up:
During the first round:
Villain who won the other round one game (Observer): i have less than 30 min
Villain (Observer): huryyyyyyyyyyyyyy
Villain (Observer): OHHH COME ON; U TWO SLOW NAPPLES
Villain (Observer): come on hurry
In my defence, my first round opponent was a major nit - wouldn't put anything in the pot without a hand. Finally finished her off after about 15 minutes and we can sit down to round two:
OzExorcist: sorry, nits take a while to beat
Villain: IT IS OK; BUT LETS HURRY; IHAVE LESS THAN 15 MIN
Does anyone else think that translates directly to "In exactly 13 minutes, I'm gonna be on mega-tilt?". Because that's exactly what happened
So, in summary:
If you're short on time don't start a game. Especially not one that only pays first place. And if you can't resist the temptation, at least for the love of gawd don't tell your opponent!
During the first round:
Villain who won the other round one game (Observer): i have less than 30 min
Villain (Observer): huryyyyyyyyyyyyyy
Villain (Observer): OHHH COME ON; U TWO SLOW NAPPLES
Villain (Observer): come on hurry
In my defence, my first round opponent was a major nit - wouldn't put anything in the pot without a hand. Finally finished her off after about 15 minutes and we can sit down to round two:
OzExorcist: sorry, nits take a while to beat
Villain: IT IS OK; BUT LETS HURRY; IHAVE LESS THAN 15 MIN
Does anyone else think that translates directly to "In exactly 13 minutes, I'm gonna be on mega-tilt?". Because that's exactly what happened
So, in summary:
If you're short on time don't start a game. Especially not one that only pays first place. And if you can't resist the temptation, at least for the love of gawd don't tell your opponent!