I once had a German girl dirty talk me while we played. Of course, I didn't know she was REALLY a girl.
There was this real funny guy at the table the other day who wouldn't stop rambling stupid questions like, 'If you were a chocolate bar, which one would you be.'
That wasn't particularly funny, but at one point he asked if anyone knew how to get hold of a snow leopard. Of course, nobody was replying to these questions. I looked him up on sharkscope
and found he was a really good player. A little while later, he bets this other guy out of a pot. The guy gets really upset, demanding to know what this joker was betting with. The joker obviously doesn't want to say but this guy won't give up, getting more and more angry. Eventually, the joker says,
"I will tell you"
"If you tell me how to get my hands on a snow leopard."
The other guy goes on tilt.