stupid things players say

i was just sat a 9 seat 10nl, when some idiot said this "I hate it when the flop makes you chase"

my responce was, the flop dont make you chase, you choose to.

I have said stupid things like "all in" at times....

we all done that lol

You mean players still chase? What "donkeys".

After losing many many chips my first rule of poker is: "Don't chase"!

It always makes me laugh when someone who has just lost to a bad beat says " how could you play your hand like that, you are a fish."
Also makes me laugh when someone get knocked out of a tourney and come on the chat box saying that the site is rigged and its a rip offs. I just tell them they must be stupid for playing on a site they know is fixed. That shuts them up.

Because they only complain in chat that the software is rigged when they lose? When you do not win? i see this a lot in Sit & Go Double or Nothing tournaments...

Can i hijack the thread with stupid things people do?

When you play on PKR, it always annoys me when everyone folds to the BB, and they make a point of showing 38 offsuit and laughing...

No one fookin cares...we folded cos we had gash hands... its the stupidest time wasting gloat there is... and irrelevant

Well stupid things ppl say, is phew I can't believe my AA Actually won, or I knew I was gonna lose, or down the lines of OMG why the **** can't I win with AA.

"This site is rigged"

"My 2nd DWI isn't going very well."

Enough said.

shinedown.45 said:

"My 2nd DWI isn't going very well."

Enough said.

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^^ Winner. /competition

shinedown.45 said:

"My 2nd DWI isn't going very well."

Enough said.

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lol

shinedown.45 said:

"My 2nd DWI isn't going very well."

Enough said.

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ha ha ha.. good one!

"so how much do I have to put in?" at home games.

Yah... but I crush live! I just play for fun with this online b.s

I once had someone (who had just busted out with every penny he had, sitting to my left) at a 5/10NL table ask me if he could borrow $5.45 for 24 hours.. Poor idiot called behind 2 all-in bets preflop with AK, other two players had AA and KK (wasn't online, surprisingly haha).. he lost $4.8K in a matter of seconds, then proceeded to ask me for $5.45 so he could go buy and smoke a cigarette for the first time in 25 years.. "Don't say anything to my wife when she comes back, I don't want her to know I'm smoking again"

Buddy, I'm pretty sure your wife's gonna be a little more pissed that you lost the last 4k in your pocket and still managed to go $5 in debt hahaha

gazrosenau said:

i was just sat a 9 seat 10nl, when some idiot said this "I hate it when the flop makes you chase"

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lmao I love that!

I hate when they say "thank you" after winning hand. But, what I hate more is when the player keep chasing you in all your tables to insult you.

10 10 all in

this guy goes all in with 10 10.. my stack was dwindling and the blinds were about to eat me alive so I followed all in with kj os. He wins and then starts saying how stupid i was for going all in with kj os..(like I knew he had 10 10 and there was no way KJ os could beat it but being a stupid chick.....i went all in anyway...hahah).. he was still talking about it after i lost all my chips (I hung out for a lil while after loosing) Its just funny when people act like their the only ones who really know how to play.....

when they say "one time" EVERY time they are all in

coyotegal said:

this guy goes all in with 10 10.. my stack was dwindling and the blinds were about to eat me alive so I followed all in with kj os. He wins and then starts saying how stupid i was for going all in with kj os..(like I knew he had 10 10 and there was no way KJ os could beat it but being a stupid chick.....i went all in anyway...hahah).. he was still talking about it after i lost all my chips (I hung out for a lil while after loosing) Its just funny when people act like their the only ones who really know how to play.....

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Not really stupid for him to say what he did.
Sure you were short, and KJos looks good to go all-in with, provided you're first to open the pot, calling is somewhat not the right move IMO.
Some may say different but I'm a big nit.

I know some people who have traveled to Vegas, and got drunk and said stupid stuff like "I do"

Just yesterday there was a guy next to me bitching about the hands he was dealt and the fact that he hadn't seen higher than a 7 in 15 hands. That led the player to his left to say "Well, sometimes you've got to play that 72". He responded "No not me...now if it was suited I might."

I wanted to die laughing - it was all I could do to keep it together.

Poker Orifice said:

Yah... but I crush live! I just play for fun with this online b.s

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Yeah when they sit at Fun Steps and talk about how they crush $2/4 live

LOL

"i put you on AK"