Poker Players Can't Sing...

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classic video. but what the hell is patrik antonius babbling about at the end of the video? my favorite part of the whole video is when daniel says "he even has a 12 inch dick" "how do you know?" just funny
 
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classic video. but what the hell is patrik antonius babbling about at the end of the video? my favorite part of the whole video is when daniel says "he even has a 12 inch dick" "how do you know?" just funny

I never know what the hell Patrik Antonius is babbling about. He started going on and on about MacDonald's. I guess he thought it would be funny but it lost something when he translated from Finnish to English. I haven't made it through a single one of Patrik's VBlogs. I'm not a big fan like most girls are but still, I figured a day in his life would be interesting. But he just rambles like an old man with Alzheimer's.

I can't figure out how he got a woman to marry him. Get beyond the looks and money and the guy's a snooze-fest.

The video's funny, it's just somehow a let down. I wasn't expecting to hear a room full of poker players sounding like someone tossed a litter of kittens into an industrial sized blender and hit puree. The bits where it's just talking are really funny though. Till you get to Mr. Boring at the end. If he weren't a poker pro, wouldn't you swear Patrik was developmentally challenged? And yes, developmentally challenged is a polite way of saying "retarded".
 
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Yes and Gus Hansen can sing, be funny, make a reference to "Full Metal Jacket", and win at the same time. Pre-Patrik Antonius this is where all the girlies shriek "SEXY!"
YouTube - Poker Gus Hansen Style
 
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The Gus Hansen one was alright, I laughed at the Mike Matusow one a bit too. I still was disappointed with the Erick Lindgren video, even though I never really got my hopes up because it's a few months too late to begin with.
 
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To ratify this threads title, have you heard Devilfish singing "chocolate rain" holy crap.
 
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Yes and Gus Hansen can sing, be funny, make a reference to "Full Metal Jacket", and win at the same time. Pre-Patrik Antonius this is where all the girlies shriek "SEXY!"
YouTube - Poker Gus Hansen Style


i can't beleive he even said that with her sitting at the table. omg. seriously gus, a little more respect then that. hahahahahahaha
 
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i can't beleive he even said that with her sitting at the table. omg. seriously gus, a little more respect then that. hahahahahahaha

Gus can't help himself. His edit button's broken. Most guys would walk up to a girl and say "Nice outfit", "Nice shoes", or "You're beautiful" regardless of how hyperbolic their statements, it's complimentary, and doesn't offend...

I wouldn't be shocked if Gus would walk up and say "Nice Ass", "Nice Gap", or "Great Camel Toe". He can't help it, and on top of that he's a flirt. He's hopeless, he's a player, he's Gus.
 
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That was painful to listen to. The Gus Hansen one was kinda funny, still painful, but funny.


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To ratify this threads title, have you heard Devilfish singing "chocolate rain" holy crap.

If it's the one I'm thinking of... yeah. It's horrible. Made me very sad. Sad in the pants.

And if it's not the one I'm thinking of, Devilfish is still an awful singer, and him singing still makes me sad. Sad in the pants.

As for F&*king Erick Lindgren, I laughed. Especially at Antonius at the end.
 
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Anybody got a link to Devilfish singing?
 
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