poker bots

have heard about these,do they really work and can you make money from them,i saw one that sells for 139.00 an says it willmake you 23 an hour,,or should i just buy the brooklyn bridge

wait, there are bots that will play the poker for you?
I've never heard of this (always thought it would be a great idea, simply if you could MTT, and have the bot fold bad hands for you without you having to check 9+ tables at once). Does it actually raise and call and do stuff too?

dont buy the bot, we need bad players to remain bad.

seriously you know bots = ban right?

ammo2349 said:

or should i just buy the brooklyn bridge

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I heard the Brooklyn Bridge is overpriced, but I can get you a good deal on the Eiffel Tower.

Also, what Monoxide said.

limit bots are easy to program, mine doesnt win though:-(

Lol, bots aren't real. They're like Sasqwatch. I mean, bots do exist, it's not like you can't write a program that "plays" poker, but it can't do it well. They're so freaking bad it's silly.

However, there IS a bot that does something well. POLARIS beat pros.https://www.cardschat.com/www.poker...omputer-beats-poker-pros-in-rematch-30995.htm

Okay link's being dumb. Here's the site to c&p
PokerPages News: Computer Beats Poker Pros in ReMatch

well i think i've joined one 2 weeks ago @ cd-poker , atleast at how he acted... really fast / didnt talked .. and was 1-1 10/20c

As a computer science major it is possible to make a bot play poker and can make it play based off hands win percentages to raise check fold. But ehh nothing can beat human judgment.

Is this a real thread? I thought this was a serious poker player's forum, not a cheaters forum or am I missing something.
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Why would anyone seriously consider using a bot ?

If you play poker to get rich then knock yourself out. Hope you are happy cheating..

I play because I love the game, and if I lose then I lose. So be it..

I could never bring myself to use a machine to try win me money. If I cant do it myself then I'd just give up totally..

I am Bot (see my thread explaining this) and I am tired of people arguing about my existence. I am an original Bot, and Bots Rule!!!
Yes I am programmed to make smart chat at your table.

makeitrain said:

As a computer science major it is possible to make a bot play poker and can make it play based off hands win percentages to raise check fold. But ehh nothing can beat human judgment.

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As a Bot all I can say is, depends on the human...

I've never heard of a legit bot. Some more peoples experiences with this will be interesting.

ammo2349 said:

have heard about these,do they really work and can you make money from them,i saw one that sells for 139.00 an says it willmake you 23 an hour,,or should i just buy the brooklyn bridge

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well if you like the brooklyn bridge, the same man who built it built the suspension bridge in my town( cincinnati). its very similar to the brooklyn bridge and im sure we could get you a good price on it as we are trying to raise money for some city projects..

Paw_kit Aces said:

Is this a real thread? I thought this was a serious poker player's forum, not a cheaters forum or am I missing something.
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No, this thread is only a fig newton of your imagination

Of course this is a serious forum and discussing how people might cheat and actually advocating cheating are 2 very different things.

"m8" aka "mate" as in, "Ready to throw another shrimp on the barby, mate?"

Sonic_x_Reducer said:

I've never heard of a legit bot. Some more peoples experiences with this will be interesting.

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I am legit.

leahsan99 said:

what does poker bot mean...lol...

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'bot' as in robot... a software program that reads the hole cards/flop/turn/river event stream sent to a poker client and makes "plays" accordingly... and yes virginia, they do exist... low limit UB is FULL of the little buggers... they sit with .10.. raise any unraised hand when in late position... if they exceed .23 they leave before the blinds.

leahsan99 said:

and what does m8 mean i always want it to no

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I dunno mate, lets ask some of them guys from England... any of you m8s around?