Originally Posted by aloevera
The worse is when you have to get up to go do something and your a sit out, you return to the computer only to find those monster Aces in your hand and can't get to the mouse fast enough to hit Sit in....as you watch the Aces folded right before your very eyes.
No, the worst is when you see AA, so you raise pre-flop and while BB is thinking about a call, you decide you might have enough time to charge to the bathroom, but once you get there, you can't undo your zipper fast enough and piss yourself, and then come back to the computer and realize that BB shoved all-in and you timed out and folded on the bubble of the Sunday Million.
Then a guy with an ax busts through your door and chops your legs off and tells
you that you have to choose which one of your children gets to live, and if you don't decide within 20 seconds, he will kill them both, and so you try to decide but then you pass out 'cause your legs just got chopped off and you lost too much blood, so he kills both of your children and you die in a pool of blood next to your computer, so you end up auto-folding all your hands and getting bounced on the bubble of the Sunday Million.
That's the worst