If you've been playing less than a month, you don't get to wear the title "donkey" - "rookie" or "newbie" maybe, but not "donkey".
The title of "donkey" takes time to earn. If you aspire to become a donkey you need to follow a strict discipline of not reading any poker books
, ignoring solid advice such as is found here, have a willingness to keep depositing money at poker sites
, and become proficient at NEVER learning from your mistakes. You need to know, in your heart, that any money won is due to skill and money lost is due to bad luck. Learning how to whine doesn't hurt either.
Most important of all, donkeys do not know that they are donkeys, but we love them anyway - especially when they're seated at our tables.