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Grossberger

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I'm looking for some funny poker insites to put on a shirt. The shirt will say what I learned playing NL Hold'em and then list several different things I have 2 so far one being Onebourbons signature and the other being mine just start putting some up and I'll choose like 10-12 and then post a pic of the shirt once done or at least the design.
 
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"Your best chance to get a Royal Flush in a casino is in the bathroom. "

"If you are a guy, you know you play too much poker if your dreams involve "nuts" instead of breasts."

"Don't get mad that you lost, get mad because you didn't win."
 
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"But the book said I would win"
 
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"If you are a guy, you know you play too much poker if your dreams involve "nuts" instead of breasts."
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almost fell of my chair with laughter at that one
 
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"Poker and sex are a lot alike, but poker lasts longer"
 
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I'll steal one from Marcel Luske...

I don't mean to give you a complex, but your stack looks a little short. :cool:
 
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I'd rather be lucky then good.
 
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lol the "nut" dreams one is the best by far!
 
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Grossberger said:
I'm looking for some funny poker insites to put on a shirt. The shirt will say what I learned playing NL Hold'em and then list several different things I have 2 so far one being Onebourbons signature and the other being mine just start putting some up and I'll choose like 10-12 and then post a pic of the shirt once done or at least the design.
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Better check this site to make sure you don't accidently copy any of the 16,800 designs they already have:

http://shop.cafepress.com/Poker
 
Grossberger

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some of these are good but I'm looking more for things that would complete the sentence "After playing NL hold'em I've learned...." so pokerchilds I would makeit say "K3 is a good hand if it's soooooted" or something to that effect.
 
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After playing NL hold'em I've learned that every hand payed makes some one happy:D

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LOL...I like PC's "sooooooooooted" maybe use 72?
 
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John 6:39-40 And this is the will of Him Who sent Me, that I should not lose any of all that He has given Me, but that I should give new life and raise ...
 
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There's a bunch of good one here: http://www.holdemsecrets.com/quotes.htm

My favs:

"Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."


"It's unlucky to be superstitious."


"Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
 
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" What do you mean I'm in the wrong game with my 10- 5 "

:smile:
 
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"After playing NL hold'em I've learned...." that playing poker is the most fun you can have with your clothes on.
 
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