Not another RIGGED thread?! Funny stuff.
It's just so darn funny I had to post. Maybe it'll brighten someone's day.
He came to my .01/.02 table and raises to .06 preflop in his 7th hand. I'm frankly on tilt, doing stupid stuff I shouldn't be, but hey, I am in the 1 center tables and prepared for possible disappointment to begin with. So I reraise to put him all-in with AhQh, he calls and I happen to hit on the river.
hoper0932: I HATE THIS
Dealer: IOU1GALAXY, it's your turn. You have 8 seconds to act
IOU1GALAXY: 109 sooted?
Dealer: Game #14689361171: IOU1GALAXY wins pot ($0.06)
IOU1GALAXY: yeah. that was a winner