Seriously, this isnt funny and im not being sarcastic.
19th January 2007, 1:29 AM
Elvis Henry 
Online Poker at: Poker Stars
I cashed out of Stars Friday night when an attorney friend of mine in Memphis told me he was aware of newly-issued warrants against owners of gambling-related sites. I'll be goddamned if he wasn't dead on.
I can still buy my Cuban cigars with no problem. I never dreamed it would be easier to buy a Cuban over the Internet than to play poker. It's just crazy.