Originally Posted by AnnoDomino
is it just me? or is FT the crappest looking site out there? what is it with those cartoon avatars? i don't get it!!
you seen this one?
It's like hearing the inside of a Donk's head! ROFL!!
Some memorable quotes:
"I don't like that I'm on the button because I like being the one attacking first... you know... scare bets"
"Deuces has 84 suited dominated at least 98% there with 1% to tie... I'm really into poker stats so I'm gonna try to give you guys some insight..."
"10's calling is stupid... terrible call... looks like he donked out tho"
"94... again... anything suited, you don't have to even look at the numbers... if you see two of the same suit, you know, just go for it!"
"I've got two pair (Kd4sKs on flop, 9h4h in hole) ... I'm gonna bet 140 just because I want the guy with the King to call."
"I'm gonna min-raise, because if you've ever seen World Series of Poker
broadcasts you'll know that min-raises are generally a goo- you don't see people min-raising, so whenever you see someone min-raising, you know, they'll think I have a good hand like 10-8 or something. So they'll probably give me credit."
"There's no ace, I gotta check... if there was an ace, I'd have to bet at the pot, with five people in it, definitely." (hole cards are 54 offsuit)
"I like to do smiley faces to taunt my opponents"
"He shows AQ, which is extremely overrated..."
"74hearts is 73% favorite against any random hand."
"If I had AK or something, you'd see me either limp or fold."
"Bunch of morons going allin... pfffft... Aces ... totally overrated, he's gonna get sucked out...well... uh... looks like they're gonna split the pot. Freakin' newbies. The only good play there was A8 offsuit."
...Can I go home now? My soul hurts.