me versus my girl in mtt

so I cooked dinner, we sat down on our respective PC's, and I said, play tight, lets have a long mtt.
She went out with JJ first hand, one guy went all-in, with KQ. I said don't call, but you can't tell a woman anything!
I said I would retrain her at poker.........



I'm now wearing the dinner

Well, at least you can say that this was one tourney where she didn't own you. That's positive, right?

Now the important thing to do is never forget this ONE time. Then anytime she does anything good against you in poker, throw this in her face.

Jack Daniels said:

Well, at least you can say that this was one tourney where she didn't own you. That's positive, right?

Now the important thing to do is never forget this ONE time. Then anytime she does anything good against you in poker, throw this in her face.

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Lol, too bloody right. She can beat me heads-up 100 times in a row, but I can still say,'hey babe, remember that freeroll where I placed over 600 places ahead of you, AND you came last. Remember, do ya, do ya!!!!'

Hmmmm...typical man. Can't finish the job when the chips are down, but still needs to boast nonetheless.

juiceeQ said:

Hmmmm...typical man. Can't finish the job when the chips are down, but still needs to boast nonetheless.

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Men 1 Women 0 is what you were meant to say, right?

KerouacsDog said:

Men 1 Women 0 is what you were meant to say, right?

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Oh, btw...anytime you're ready for a heads-up match, just let me know. :girl:

juiceeQ said:

Oh, btw...anytime you're ready for a heads-up match, just let me know. :girl:

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You know, if I didn't know better then I'd say something like, yeah, then it will be Men 2, Women 0. Luckily I know better.

Jack Daniels said:

You know, if I didn't know better then I'd say something like, yeah, then it will be Men 2, Women 0. Luckily I know better.

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Is it time to bring school in session?

juiceeQ said:

Oh, btw...anytime you're ready for a heads-up match, just let me know. :girl:

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KDog accepts said challenge.

christ, first time in my life women actually wanna play with me, pity it's only poker.
where you got accounts, juiceeQ?

KerouacsDog said:

christ, first time in my life women actually wanna play with me, pity it's only poker.
where you got accounts, juiceeQ?

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apart from with fridge shops, cooker shops, cleaning shops, etc.

Jack Daniels said:

You know, if I didn't know better then I'd say something like, yeah, then it will be Men 2, Women 0. Luckily I know better.

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I reckon she'd get double points for making me cry at the end of it!
Thanks for supporting me JD.........................hang-on, you didnt, wtf

Xife said:

KDog accepts said challenge.

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yeah, my wingman speaks for me, ok.
(he knows nothing about AA v 84os, but he's not all bad)

PROTIP: If you catch lots of good cards it's really easy to beat Tammy HU.

Dorkus Malorkus said:

PROTIP: If you catch lots of good cards it's really easy to beat Tammy HU.

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there we go, us guys stick together always.
thanks for the heads-up Chris

Against Tammy, I like to fold for value.

F Paulsson said:

Against Tammy, I like to fold for value.

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lol lol lol
Im hoping she might dominate me at the table............

my ex and i used to play poker against each other all the time and i kept a sticky on my computer with all the wins and losses. and i had beat him 93 games and he had beat me 3 times. lol

i cant read her at all, she sees right thru me


unless I look over her shoulder whilst im on laptop she on PC and she doesnt know!

it is one advantage women have when playing poker. it goes back to the pie thing again and women really having the control.

pokerrqueenn said:

it is one advantage women have when playing poker. it goes back to the pie thing again and women really having the control.

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please dont turn this thread into a 'porn' thread as well, PQ, you've done enough damage here at cc already, bloody newbie



its a poker forum, lets keep that in mind, ok?





.........lol

i was merely commenting on how women can sometimes have the advantage in poker because of the way mens minds work as opposed to a womans

Let's see...currently I have funds at poker stars, bodog, and FullTilt...whenever you're ready, love.

good luck juicee Q , although i don't believe you will need it. let me know how the game turns out

I got next!!!!!!!!!!!!