***March Megalomania Poker Chat Thread***

blankoblanco

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all the money will be ours!

bonus shortstacker ownage:

Full Tilt, $1/$2 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 9 Players
Hand History Converter by Stoxpoker

BTN: $71.60 (35.8 bb)
SB: $43.95 (22 bb)
BB: $50 (25 bb)
UTG+1: $237.30 (118.7 bb)
UTG+2: $209.15 (104.6 bb)
MP1: $53 (26.5 bb)
MP2: $260.15 (130.1 bb)
MP3: $225.30 (112.7 bb)
Hero (CO): $264.50 (132.3 bb)

Pre-Flop: Hero is CO with K
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A
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5 folds, Hero raises to $7, BTN folds, SB raises to $21, BB folds, Hero raises to $65, SB calls $22.95 and is all-in

Flop: ($89.90) 4
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J
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Q
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(2 players, 1 is all-in)
Turn: ($89.90) 9
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(2 players, 1 is all-in)
River: ($89.90) T
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(2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results: $89.90 pot ($3 rake)
Hero showed K
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A
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(a straight, Ten to Ace) and won $86.90 ($42.95 net)
SB showed A
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A
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(a pair of Aces) and lost (-$43.95 net)

i'm expecting big things from you guys this month
 
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first!

hoping to run non unbelievably shit this month, it hasnt started well losing 20 bucks at monopoly, but things can only go up
 
aloevera

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Team mates posted first. :)

Good luck to all of you in the month ahead and may you all be blessed with many $$$.
 
eNTy

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Monoxide

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Good start. It says 4 days, but in reality its today and yesterday, dunno how to filter it for past 2...

 
Tygran

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/obligatory grumbling about 2 hours early
//(sucks to be you if you are on the left coast)

BRING IT ON MARCH!
 
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Got draged to a live rebuy tonight.
Pretty sure it would have been more EV+ to stay in and play monoply online :(.
97s for 2pairs vs AT for top pair,ace on the turn and AK vs AA where the highlights of the rebuy period.
Best hand after rebuy was 66 and KQ and i got a walk with the 66,shove KQ with 9BB with one limper infront and he calls for half his fkn stack with J9s.
**** u very much live poker ;).
 
Monoxide

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pokerstars Game #25465748287: Hold'em No Limit ($1/$2) - 2009/02/28 20:53:03 ET
Table 'Isergina II' 9-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: SetzerMason ($200 in chips)
Seat 2: Broaders ($170.05 in chips)
Seat 3: Monoxide123 ($236.45 in chips)
Seat 4: Aluan ($265.85 in chips)
Seat 5: alih99999 ($203.45 in chips)
Seat 6: speedle ($278.10 in chips)
Seat 7: menexus ($100 in chips)
Seat 8: MaxVariance ($34.55 in chips)
Broaders: posts small blind $1
Monoxide123: posts big blind $2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Monoxide123 [Ks Ac]
Aluan: folds
alih99999: folds
speedle: folds
menexus: folds
MaxVariance: folds
SetzerMason: folds
Broaders: raises $2 to $4
Monoxide123: raises $10 to $14
Broaders: raises $156.05 to $170.05 and is all-in <- WAT
Monoxide123: calls $156.05
*** FLOP *** [Jh As 9d]
*** TURN *** [Jh As 9d] [8c]
*** RIVER *** [Jh As 9d 8c] [2c]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Broaders: shows [9h Tc] (a pair of Nines) <- OK!
Monoxide123: shows [Ks Ac] (a pair of Aces)
Monoxide123 collected $337.10 from pot
Broaders leaves the table
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $340.10 | Rake $3
Board [Jh As 9d 8c 2c]
Seat 1: SetzerMason (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: Broaders (small blind) showed [9h Tc] and lost with a pair of Nines
Seat 3: Monoxide123 (big blind) showed [Ks Ac] and won ($337.10) with a pair of Aces
Seat 4: Aluan folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: alih99999 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: speedle folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: menexus folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: MaxVariance folded before Flop (didn't bet)
 
Monoxide

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Is this standard at HU 100nl? I didnt know shipping AJ preflop had value...


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PokerStars Game #25461743266: Hold'em No Limit ($0.50/$1.00) - 2009/02/28 18:42:34 ET
Table 'Alkaid III' 2-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: Monoxide123 ($111.60 in chips)
Seat 2: grandprix ($217.65 in chips)
Monoxide123: posts small blind $0.50
grandprix: posts big blind $1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Monoxide123 [Ah Kc]
Monoxide123: raises $2 to $3
grandprix: raises $8 to $11
Monoxide123: raises $22 to $33
grandprix: raises $184.65 to $217.65 and is all-in
Monoxide123: calls $78.60 and is all-in
Uncalled bet ($106.05) returned to grandprix
*** FLOP *** [Js 6d 9s]
*** TURN *** [Js 6d 9s] [2h]
*** RIVER *** [Js 6d 9s 2h] [4s]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
grandprix: shows [Jh As] (a pair of Jacks)
Monoxide123: mucks hand
grandprix collected $222.70 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $223.20 | Rake $0.50
Board [Js 6d 9s 2h 4s]
Seat 1: Monoxide123 (button) (small blind) mucked [Ah Kc]
Seat 2: grandprix (big blind) showed [Jh As] and won ($222.70) with a pair of Jacks
 
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OK everyone remember this moment.

I am officially in profit for March, YSY
 
eNTy

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I shall quote this once ur up 500k at the end of march switch.

Beware.
 
KingCurtis

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switch do I owe you a 10 spot?if so ill ship pm your stars name if so
 
KingCurtis

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btw anyone know how long toget gold at 25nl when 9-12 tabling?
 
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btw anyone know how long toget gold at 25nl when 9-12 tabling?

I am going for gold this month, KC. It's 3k fpps so 30k hands at 25nl, since we get .10/hand.
 
The Shrog

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lemon squeezy imo

Yea man, psh, they might as well just hand it to us.





Just kidding, Stars, please don't hurt me.
 
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In March I plan to continue to take little kids freeroll money away from them at 05 NLHE and 05 O8.

See if I don't.

Aim for the ground... and I can't miss.
 
eNTy

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I don't care if you say I'm whining this has seriously pissed me off.
What. the. ****. is. wrong. with. 25nl.

I just shut it all down when I want from 0 to -96 in 10 minutes.

Great first 80 minutes of March.

MP2: $25 (100 bb)
MP3: $33.20 (132.8 bb)
CO: $13.25 (53 bb)
BTN: $5 (20 bb)
SB: $18.70 (74.8 bb)
BB: $54.60 (218.4 bb)
Hero (UTG): $25 (100 bb)
UTG+1: $29.90 (119.6 bb)
MP1: $25 (100 bb)

Pre-Flop: Hero is UTG with 3:heart: 3:spade:
Hero calls $0.25, UTG+1 folds, MP1 raises to $1, 6 folds, Hero calls $0.75

Flop: ($2.35) 3:club: A:heart: 5:club: (2 players)
Hero checks, MP1 bets $1, Hero raises to $3, MP1 raises to $9, Hero raises to $24 and is all-in, MP1 calls $15 and is all-in

Turn: ($50.35) Q:spade: (2 players, 2 are all-in)
River: ($50.35) 7:diamond: (2 players, 2 are all-in)

Results: $50.35 pot ($2.50 rake)
Hero showed 3:heart: 3:spade: (three of a kind, Threes) and lost (-$25 net)
MP1 showed A:spade: A:club: (three of a kind, Aces) and won $47.85 ($22.85 net)

Villain is a total fish of course, but god forbid I ever win against a fish.

CO: $44.10 (176.4 bb)
BTN: $35.15 (140.6 bb)
SB: $7.80 (31.2 bb)
BB: $32.95 (131.8 bb)
Hero (MP1): $25 (100 bb)
MP2: $13.35 (53.4 bb)
MP3: $14.05 (56.2 bb)

Pre-Flop: Hero is MP1 with A:heart: K:spade:
Hero raises to $1, 5 folds, BB calls $0.75

Flop: ($2.10) A:spade: 7:heart: 5:heart: (2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets $1.50, BB calls $1.50

Turn: ($5.10) Q:spade: (2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets $3.80, BB raises to $7.60, Hero raises to $22.50 and is all-in, BB calls $14.90

River: ($50.10) 9:diamond: (2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results: $50.10 pot ($2.45 rake)
BB showed Q:diamond: A:diamond: (two pairs, Aces and Queens) and won $47.65 ($22.65 net)
Hero mucked A:heart: K:spade: (a pair of Aces) and lost (-$25 net)


First hand of the session:

SB: $13 (52 bb)
Hero (BB): $25 (100 bb)
UTG+1: $20 (80 bb)
MP1: $28.25 (113 bb)
MP2: $39.15 (156.6 bb)
MP3: $25.35 (101.4 bb)
CO: $5.35 (21.4 bb)
BTN: $42.10 (168.4 bb)

Pre-Flop: Hero is BB with 2:club: Q:diamond:
UTG+1 calls $0.25, 5 folds, SB completes, Hero checks

Flop: ($0.75) 7:diamond: 2:heart: Q:club: (3 players)
SB checks, Hero bets $0.50, UTG+1 calls $0.50, SB folds

Turn: ($1.75) T:spade: (2 players)
Hero bets $1.30, UTG+1 raises to $2.75, Hero calls $1.45

River: ($7.25) 6:heart: (2 players)
Hero bets $4.60, UTG+1 raises to $12.25, Hero raises to $21.50 and is all-in, UTG+1 calls $4.25 and is all-in

Results: $40.25 pot ($1.95 rake)
Hero showed 2:club: Q:diamond: (two pairs, Queens and Twos) and lost (-$20 net)
UTG+1 showed 7:spade: 7:club: (three of a kind, Sevens) and won $38.30 ($18.30 net)


Villain is 67/7 with 0% fold to cbet. Tables where so fishy it makes me sick that none of that free money ever moves toward me on a Saturday night.

Hero (MP3): $25 (100 bb)
CO: $22.20 (88.8 bb)
BTN: $4.65 (18.6 bb)
SB: $10.65 (42.6 bb)
BB: $12 (48 bb)
UTG+1: $33.85 (135.4 bb)
MP1: $16.40 (65.6 bb)
MP2: $5.10 (20.4 bb)

Pre-Flop: Hero is MP3 with 4:diamond: 4:heart:
MP2 posts BB out of position, UTG+1 raises to $1, MP1 calls $1, MP2 calls $0.75, Hero calls $1, 4 folds

Flop: ($4.35) J:club: A:club: 4:spade: (4 players)
UTG+1 bets $2, MP1 calls $2, MP2 folds, Hero raises to $7.30, UTG+1 folds, MP1 calls $5.30

Turn: ($20.95) 7:heart: (2 players)
MP1 checks, Hero bets $10.10, MP1 calls $8.10 and is all-in

River: ($37.15) K:club: (2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results: $37.15 pot ($1.80 rake)
MP1 showed Q:club: 3:club: (a flush, Ace high) and won $35.35 ($18.95 net)
Hero mucked 4:diamond: 4:heart: (three of a kind, Fours) and lost (-$16.40 net)


Another 72/6 with 0% fold to cbet.

MP1: $13.65 (54.6 bb)
MP2: $35.55 (142.2 bb)
MP3: $31.20 (124.8 bb)
Hero (CO): $41.85 (167.4 bb)
BTN: $6.55 (26.2 bb)
SB: $25 (100 bb)
BB: $5 (20 bb)
UTG+1: $18.65 (74.6 bb)

Pre-Flop: Hero is CO with Q:heart: Q:diamond:
UTG+1 folds, MP1 calls $0.25, 2 folds, Hero raises to $1.25, BTN calls $1.25, 2 folds, MP1 calls $1

Flop: ($4.10) 9:spade: T:club: 7:heart: (3 players)
MP1 checks, Hero bets $2.50, BTN raises to $5.30 and is all-in, MP1 calls $5.30, Hero raises to $20.10, MP1 calls $7.10 and is all-in

Turn: ($34.20) J:spade: (3 players, 2 are all-in)
River: ($34.20) A:diamond: (3 players, 2 are all-in)

Results: $34.20 pot ($1.70 rake)
MP1 showed J:heart: 9:heart: (two pairs, Jacks and Nines) and won $32.50 ($18.85 net)
Hero mucked Q:heart: Q:diamond: (a pair of Queens) and lost (-$13.65 net)
BTN mucked A:heart: K:diamond: (a pair of Aces) and lost (-$6.55 net)

Sigh. I can feel this becoming an awesome month. I'm doomed to lose at 25nl.
 
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hands are still coming..

4th quadsin last two days plus a royal

PokerStars Game #25471602845: Hold'em No Limit ($0.10/$0.25) - 2009/03/01 0:48:48 ET
Table 'Frigga VII' 9-max Seat #4 is the button
Seat 1: CalmSwing ($23.35 in chips)
Seat 2: jvstal ($25.95 in chips)
Seat 3: ShadowInq ($61.55 in chips)
Seat 4: TICKMAN101 ($11.45 in chips)
Seat 5: icepaw1225 ($27.50 in chips)
Seat 6: diazjusto ($3 in chips)
Seat 7: KingCurtis67 ($25.60 in chips)
Seat 8: Bay Chaser ($6.75 in chips)
Seat 9: TBatta ($22.65 in chips)
icepaw1225: posts small blind $0.10
diazjusto: posts big blind $0.25
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to KingCurtis67 [Ac Ah]
KingCurtis67: raises $1 to $1.25
Bay Chaser: folds
TBatta: folds
CalmSwing has timed out
CalmSwing: folds
CalmSwing is sitting out
jvstal: folds
ShadowInq: folds
TICKMAN101: calls $1.25
icepaw1225: folds
diazjusto: calls $1
*** FLOP *** [Ad As Th]
diazjusto: checks
KingCurtis67: checks
CalmSwing has returned
TICKMAN101: checks
*** TURN *** [Ad As Th] [5s]
diazjusto: checks
KingCurtis67: bets $1
TICKMAN101: folds
diazjusto: folds
Uncalled bet ($1) returned to KingCurtis67
KingCurtis67 collected $3.70 from pot
KingCurtis67: doesn't show hand
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $3.85 | Rake $0.15
Board [Ad As Th 5s]
Seat 1: CalmSwing folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: jvstal folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: ShadowInq folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: TICKMAN101 (button) folded on the Turn
Seat 5: icepaw1225 (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 6: diazjusto (big blind) folded on the Turn
Seat 7: KingCurtis67 collected ($3.70)
Seat 8: Bay Chaser folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: TBatta folded before Flop (didn't bet)
 
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