lol OMG the funniest thing ever

I don't really know where to put this...As you all know (I've often spoken about my younger brother)...Well recently he came to live with me and my wife...So he too also plays on P.S (and I had told him to send a message to P.S customer support informing them of the changes in address and our relationship to one another (just in-case, as this was during the past weeks stake, and I didn't feel like having P.S block/freeze my account+ my wifes account because of him)...

So after finishing the stake yesterday and paying off all (but 1 of my backers, which I plan on doing tonight), he states "Abdi Ship me $10 I'm all like ok w/e and ship it"...

He goes straight away to the hyper turbos HU games , and after losing like 3 of it right away, I told him to let me help him out and play in 1 more so anyways he goes on to a huge up swing in which he ends up winning like close to $30...So this should be a good thing, and I was like "Assad I'm going to bed", and I'd stop if I were you and gl if you plan on playing some more"...

So Now I wake up and he lost it all, as if that's not funny enough, he compounds error with error, by trying to lie to me about a certain hand...He stated he was losing with AK/AA/KK/QQ/ and so on (Well he thought HEM wouldn't find those hands for some reason and I looked it up and for some reason there was no trace of these so called hands, lol)...

Well so all his "So called bad beats were just tilt+B.S hands trying to hit and suckout and not getting there"...


Now on top of all of this, he went out of his way, in a crazed, confused, disillusioned state and actually sent P.S staff a message, oh yea, lmao...

Here is the Email he sent them, OMG I Laughed I mean I laughed...




YOU DECEIVING HORRIFIC MONSTERS, OF A STAFF CALL POKER STARS... i HOPE TO GOD THAT YOUR MOTHERS AND YOUR PAST FATHERS DIE WITH AIDS AND CANCER.. [mod edit, further stuff like this except worse, but it go's on it caps for ages and ages~TB]


I'll give you the reply P.S gave him which was the funniest part about the entire ordeal

lol i really had to edit out that message.

tenbob said:

lol i really had to edit out that message.

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I'm sorry T.B I didn't know which part to take out or leave, lmao

i wanna hear so bad now...

well he at least did send poker stars a email like you had asked him to do.:hmmmm:

Maybe you should send PS an e-mail and tell them he is NOT your brother, lol.

hobonc said:

Maybe you should send PS an e-mail and tell them he is NOT your brother, lol.

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lol I wish I had, had I seen this situation happening, I'd never even give him the $10 in the 1st place (he's only been here a week), and already this is the way he does...I'll post some of his hands that he claims are "sick", and it will spice up the thread some more


Here is 1 example enjoy


pokerstars No-Limit Hold'em, 1.5 Tournament, 10/20 Blinds (2 handed) - PokerStars Converter Tool from http://www.flopturnriver.com



Hero (BB) (t260)
SB (t740)

Hero's M: 8.67

Preflop: Hero is BB with 6 , 4
SB calls t10, Hero checks

Flop: (t40) K , A , 7 (2 players)
Hero checks, SB checks

Turn: (t40) J (2 players)
Hero checks, SB checks

River: (t40) 4 (2 players)
Hero bets t240 (All-In), SB calls t240

Total pot: t520

Results below:

Well here was the recourse (only action stars could really take) for my younger brother..


On a side note he wants to join this forum so he can speak his side of this story....As T.B has read that email (lol), and I'll be posting the so called "AA/KK/QQ/AK" bad beats (Which btw never happened, only in his mind it did, lmao)...

So all look forward to hearing from my younger brother in the next month or so btw



Hello Assad,

Your account has been permanently closed.

We wish you well playing where you wish. You are no longer
welcomed to play in PokerStars.

Regards,

Melania
PokerStars Support Team

Lol that was funny, plays 1 day and now is banned, lol.

Zin said:

Lol that was funny, plays 1 day and now is banned, lol.

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I know, it was the funniest, I swear I went to bed, slept for like 10 hours, and wanted to start the Sunday games, and woke up to that+the emails, and the stories, it was a funny day

best I could do was get my chat banned for a bit-
this gives me some new ideas

Hand #2

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, 1.5 Tournament, 15/30 Blinds (2 handed) - PokerStars Converter Tool from http://www.flopturnriver.com



SB (t1,560)
Hero (BB) (t1,440)

Hero's M: 32.00

Preflop: Hero is BB with 6 , 10
SB bets t60, Hero calls t30

Flop: (t120) J , 8 , 7 (2 players)
Hero checks, SB bets t90, Hero calls t90

Turn: (t300) Q (2 players)
Hero checks, SB bets t210, Hero calls t210

River: (t720) 3 (2 players)
Hero bets t1,080 (All-In), SB calls t1,080

Total pot: t2,880

Results below:

Hand number 3, check out the limp


PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, 2.2 Tournament, 50/100 Blinds 10 Ante (9 handed) - PokerStars Converter Tool from http://www.flopturnriver.com



Hero (MP2) (t4,768)
MP3 (t2,100)
CO (t4,318)
Button (t3,030)
SB (t3,085)
BB (t13,250)
UTG (t3,590)
UTG+1 (t3,230)
MP1 (t7,530)

Hero's M: 19.87

Preflop: Hero is MP2 with K , 6
2 folds, MP1 bets t200, Hero calls t200, 1 fold, CO calls t200, 1 fold, SB calls t150, 1 fold

Flop: (t990) K , 5 , 6 (4 players)
SB checks, MP1 checks, Hero bets t350, 1 fold, SB calls t350, 1 fold

Turn: (t1,690) 4 (2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets t1,690, SB raises to t2,525 (All-In), Hero calls t835

River: (t6,740) 9 (2 players, 1 all-in)

Total pot: t6,740

Results below:

did u explain to stars that it is your brother who use ur account and send stars that email?

the true story is I think, not let others to use something related to your personal information -- like email. like account under ur name....LOL

XXPXXP said:

did u explain to stars that it is your brother who use ur account and send stars that email?

the true story is I think, not let others to use something related to your personal information -- like email. like account under ur name....LOL

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Do you think I'm banned because of him? No he has his own Stars account...and he is the one that is banned not I on Stars, and he don't use my account to play on because I wont let him at all...So I don't see any reason as to why I have to send any info on his behalf explaining anything to Stars since that entire ordeal had nothing to do with me in the 1st place

naruto_miu said:

Do you think I'm banned because of him? No he has his own Stars account...and he is the one that is banned not I on Stars, and he don't use my account to play on because I wont let him at all...So I don't see any reason as to why I have to send any info on his behalf explaining anything to Stars since that entire ordeal had nothing to do with me in the 1st place

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if my understand on the post is correct.

ur bother got an account and has received some stake from ur account.

and he send that crazy email to stars, and referred to ur account's registered email?

so makes that stars staff to think , u both same person....well I don't know how to express what's my understanding, something like make stars think that u account are belong to ur brother, and your brother's account belong to u?

and one of accounts from either u or ur brother got banned...because of that email, something like that?

if my understanding is wrong, just pass me....

GL to ur account....and future play.

btw: can we expect more funny things happen -- two weeks later

an email send from pokerstar's staff.

we banned ur account by mistake....so now u are welcome to stars anytime....bla bla bal...

This is some really funny stuff. Plays ONE day and is perma-banned! Lmfao!!

how old is your brother?? and i hope he didnt send that from your email address!!!! thats just crazy!!!

XXPXXP said:

if my understand on the post is correct.

ur bother got an account and has received some stake from ur account.

and he send that crazy email to stars, and referred to ur account's registered email?

so makes that stars staff to think , u both same person....well I don't know how to express what's my understanding, something like make stars think that u account are belong to ur brother, and your brother's account belong to u?

and one of accounts from either u or ur brother got banned...because of that email, something like that?

if my understanding is wrong, just pass me....


Ok my brother had an account on stars, and you know you can't use the same email to open a P.S account 2x times on right? So anyways he had an Email account that was his, and he sent that email to them from that account, not mine , I hope this can explain all to you

GL to ur account....and future play.

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XXPXXP said:

btw: can we expect more funny things happen -- two weeks later

an email send from pokerstar's staff.

we banned ur account by mistake....so now u are welcome to stars anytime....bla bla bal...

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Not likely since my account is in good standing with P.S and has never been banned or even chat banned at all, so I see no reason why I'd be the one getting any sort of ban, but It would be a piss off it that were to happen because of our relationship but highly doubt it

Getting yourself banned from the best poker site available for $30 :hmmmm:

Pretty funny, hate to see what happens if he loses a hundo though, hope he's not using your computer when that happens. Would be funny though if his first post is in the "how many things have you broken from losing online" thread

He sounds like my brother. I was watching him play to see all these "bad beats" he was taking. He got delt pocket aces in late position and there were already a couple limpers in the pot. I told him to raise it 5 times the big blind. He just limped in. I said, "Why did you just limp in?" His response was, "I didn't want to scare anyone off." Of course the small blind called getting like 6:1 on his call and the big blind checked. I don't have to tell you what happened to pocket aces in a 5 way pot, lol.

RaizeR1205 said:

This is some really funny stuff. Plays ONE day and is perma-banned! Lmfao!!

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That is the funny part about the entire story

tracyrickrobby said:

how old is your brother?? and i hope he didnt send that from your email address!!!! thats just crazy!!!

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Nah he sent it using his own email address the one that he set up with his Stars account in the 1st place, and he is 22 turning 23