(if your a live poker player) Have trouble playing against smokin sexy women?

Of course you do. The worst part is, THEY know it too. I swear to god, any attractive woman sits at the table, she looks around and just sorta goes, 'sigh* oh! its so hot in here, I think ill take off my little teeny jacket...oh, now I think Ill lean waaaayyyyyyy over to get my cards, ooops! teehee!' Wonderful, and of course, Im sitting right infront of this display. Okay! no problem, just focus, look at your cards, watch the opponents-what? its to me? what did i have again?uhh-uhh, shit!
Then she smiles sweetly at you and raises it (yeah i said it).
well you get the picture. And I bet your thinking now Im going to provide the world revolutionizing remedy for this horrible affliction on male poker players. well! Im not. Your all gunna suffer just like me. Fiddlesticks.

it is awesome to be a woman poker player.

You know those blinders they put on horses? You could try those.

Im sure it is awesome, I even just read a few articles in bluff that reinforce that even more! Luckily online your charms and voodoo cant work on me. Finaly, a domain where equality reigns!
Oh, and skoldpappa, if I said I had tried em, would you hold it against me? I can tell you this, the problem with them is they direct your vision dead ahead, so all you can see is what your *ahem* focusing on

T

ArmadilloTrim said:

Im sure it is awesome, I even just read a few articles in BLUFF that reinforce that even more! Luckily online your charms and voodoo cant work on me. Finaly, a domain where equality reigns!
Oh, and skoldpappa, if I said I had tried em, would you hold it against me? I can tell you this, the problem with them is they direct your vision dead ahead, so all you can see is what your *ahem* focusing on

T

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lol. you think online you are safe?muhahahaha

That is why you wear sunglasses at the table. she won't see you staring at her.

Im not usually concerned about her seeing me stare, its more the money that she can magicaly make dissapear from my stack while im having a nice gander

pokerrqueenn said:

it is awesome to be a woman poker player.

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It's awesome to sit accross from PQ heads up. Who cares about the money! (oops)

ArmadilloTrim said:

Im not usually concerned about her seeing me stare, its more the money that she can magicaly make dissapear from my stack while im having a nice gander

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I think you need to take a 5 minute bathroom break and go clear the pipes! (And I'm not taking about peeing) When you come back you'll be much more relaxed and ready to play! Plus, once youv'ed "slogged the dog" you wont be thinking about doin it to her for a while anyway.

at least until the next blind raise.

illuzion said:

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hello and welcome to cc please be kind enough to read the rules

pokerrqueenn said:

at least until the next blind raise.

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Blind raise? Just because it has only one eye and can't see out of it, doesn't mean its blind. On second thought, maybe it does. On the next "raise" punish it again with a severe beating until it learns its lesson and you can concentrate. Or... you can always bring your girlfriend or wife to the rail to watch you. Those kind of blinders should help you concentrate!

lol.

LOL, I'm quickly learning that no thread is safe from the password hunters...

PQ where do you find all of these images you attach?!

skoldpadda said:

LOL, I'm quickly learning that no thread is safe from the password hunters...

PQ where do you find all of these images you attach?!

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i have been getting them laely at glitter graphics.

pokerrqueenn said:

i have been getting them laely at glitter graphics.

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LOL. Love the pic a few posts up PQ.