(if your a live poker player) Have trouble playing against smokin sexy women?
Of course you do. The worst part is, THEY know it too. I swear to god, any attractive woman sits at the table, she looks around and just sorta goes, 'sigh* oh! its so hot in here, I think ill take off my little teeny jacket...oh, now I think Ill lean waaaayyyyyyy over to get my cards, ooops! teehee!' Wonderful, and of course, Im sitting right infront of this display. Okay! no problem, just focus, look at your cards, watch the opponents-what? its to me? what did i have again?uhh-uhh, shit!
Then she smiles sweetly at you and raises it (yeah i said it).
well you get the picture. And I bet your thinking now Im going to provide the world revolutionizing remedy for this horrible affliction on male poker players. well! Im not. Your all gunna suffer just like me. Fiddlesticks.