A group of monkeys are sitting around a dimly lit smokey card table playing Holdem, with stogies. It is very low key and the colors are muted. With them sits *insert poker pro here*. Monkey #1 raises some chips, splashing the pot. Monkies #2 and #3 fold, throwing their cards in the air and howling like monkeys do. Monkies #4 #5 and #6 do the same and begin a frenzy, beating their chests, jumping on the table, even climbling on *insert poker pro here*.
The commotion dies down and the pro pushes forward a huge re-raise. Cut to medium reaction shot of Monkey #1 as he looks perplexed. He looks at his cards, then back at the poker pro.
Then to end it some dumb title like "No distractions" or something.
To cap it off, to see what happens next you would have to go online to
www.whateverpokersiteisbeingadvertised.com