If cards really chat

If cards really chat what would they say? What type of mood would they be in would they be happy or sad: Happy that they get so much attention and so many people love them. (Not to mention their constant television time, which is a huge publicity booster). Or would the be sad of all the wear and tear of the constant abuse. Maybe sad that so many people had them so much, or sad they never reap the benifits of others success. So what would cards chat about, better yet what would your deck of cards say?

im pretty high so that made sense to me

My K's will ask the Q's for a little dance.
The A's will say "The eiffel tower copy his shape from us".
The 6's and 9's look at each other and say "Hey, you're upside down".. "No, you are upside down".
The 8's would say "We are so fat, so we put on a belt you will not notice that".
But I realy want the 2-7 will scream "Please save us, don't drop us".

If the cards could talk the probably would say "Too many bad players, out of many, just 1 winner".

My own personal cards would say.

Pack up your game its time to go home,

You just can't win anymore vs luck.

If its my skillz vs luck I will never win again

72os is emo.

:hahaha: :hahaha: :hahaha: :hahaha: :hahaha: :hahaha: :hahaha: :hahaha: :hahaha: I have never laughed so hard in my life. Good one

Monoxide said:

im pretty high so that made sense to me

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the funny thing is he's serious

Golden Archive plz

Shafan said:

The 6's and 9's look at each other and say

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ooh i think i know where this is going

Shafan said:

"Hey, you're upside down".. "No, you are upside down".

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oh, i was thinking of something dirtier

88 - says "think snow" ...

AA - says "go fer it, sucka ..." ...

So was I.

But then, this thread is kinda out there.

combuboom said:

ooh i think i know where this is going



oh, i was thinking of something dirtier

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LOL...
Didn't want to go there.

But I'll add the 2's: "Are you a swan or a duck like me?" "Open season? let's run away".

I am sure they would swear back at me.