I think your my kids father

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A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at him.
She says hello.
He's rather taken aback because he can't place where he knows her from. So
he says, 'Do you know me?' To which she replies, 'I think you're the father
of one of my kids.'

Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to
his wife and says, 'Are you the stripper from the bachelor party that I made
love to on the pool table with all my buddies watching while your partner
whipped my butt with wet celery???'

She looks into his eyes and says calmly,
'No, I'm your son's teacher.'
 
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Often times I find myself making that same mistake too, but if your opponent continues betting like that, he probably doesn't have a very strong hand.

I'd say call down to the river.


Funny story, same thing happened to me a while ago, I get aces on the button, guy just keeps betting into me, I end up winning and he has 7 high.

Also, if you don't have a strong hand and you believe your opponent is doing this, re-raise him and he'll fold.

Works like a charm.
 
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ummm

thread paradox happening here I think
 
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Often times I find myself making that same mistake too, but if your opponent continues betting like that, he probably doesn't have a very strong hand.

I'd say call down to the river.


Funny story, same thing happened to me a while ago, I get aces on the button, guy just keeps betting into me, I end up winning and he has 7 high.

Also, if you don't have a strong hand and you believe your opponent is doing this, re-raise him and he'll fold.

Works like a charm.

I am just curious what this has to do with Celery.
 
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I thought this was poker general, I was just agreeing with what the poster said about that kind of strategy! :p
 
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I thought this was poker general, I was just agreeing with what the poster said about that kind of strategy! :p

vrrrroooooooooooommm


that one went right over my head and didnt even honk or wave as it passed. lol

n1
 
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Now where in the heck is a mod supposed to move this thread to???? :confused: :eek:
 
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Clearly learning poker, I can't tell you how many times I was dealt aces with wet celery in the room ;)
 
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Well - and I have stripped while playing poker multiple times - so it probably does belong in poker general.

Or is that poker strategy? lol
 
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Though since I whipped butt it should probably go in Brags, Bad Beats and Vents
 
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Often times I find myself making that same mistake too, but if your opponent continues betting like that, he probably doesn't have a very strong hand.

I'd say call down to the river.


Funny story, same thing happened to me a while ago, I get aces on the button, guy just keeps betting into me, I end up winning and he has 7 high.

Also, if you don't have a strong hand and you believe your opponent is doing this, re-raise him and he'll fold.

Works like a charm.


I'm really starting to worry about you!
 
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runner runner for the sandwich
 
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Often times I find myself making that same mistake too, but if your opponent continues betting like that, he probably doesn't have a very strong hand.

I'd say call down to the river.


Funny story, same thing happened to me a while ago, I get aces on the button, guy just keeps betting into me, I end up winning and he has 7 high.

Also, if you don't have a strong hand and you believe your opponent is doing this, re-raise him and he'll fold.

Works like a charm.

I am just curious what this has to do with Celery.

Easy. Because he beat him.:D
 
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Well - and I have stripped while playing poker multiple times - so it probably does belong in poker general.

Or is that poker strategy? lol

I say it belongs in poker general.....strategy only if stripping in a live game. LOL:D
 
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