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Silver Level
OMG! I seriously cannot take this BS anymore!
I hate these online DONKs who always call my big preflop raises with garbage like 10/3 offsuit when I'm holding something like AA or KK! I'm nearly an 85% favorite preflop to win! Do they fold? No! They have be a DONK, call, and give me their money most of the time! I can't stand it!
Stop calling me with your bad hands because I'm going to win most of the time!
This one time, I flopped a set. I bet and got a caller. On the turn, the DONK bet into me, soo I shoved all in and he called with a gutshot and he wasn't even getting 2:1 odds on his money! He had only an 8% chance to hit his hand on the river! OMG! I can't stand players like these who have nothing better to do than to risk their tournament life or give up a lot money on a less than 10% chance of winning! I hate the fact that I'm winning this hand 90% of the time! It just means I'm making more money!
GRRR! I really hate these bad players who do nothing but pad my bankroll! I really wish they learned how to play proper poker! Theres nothing I would like better than to sit at a table full of players who do nothing but fold their hands when they arent getting the correct odds to call, they never chase without proper odds, they never call my big preflop with bad hands. I'm seriously getting sick and tired of stacking people time after time. Its getting old folks! Learn how to fold your bad hands when I have AA and just let me pick up the blinds!
/Rant.
I hate these online DONKs who always call my big preflop raises with garbage like 10/3 offsuit when I'm holding something like AA or KK! I'm nearly an 85% favorite preflop to win! Do they fold? No! They have be a DONK, call, and give me their money most of the time! I can't stand it!
Stop calling me with your bad hands because I'm going to win most of the time!
This one time, I flopped a set. I bet and got a caller. On the turn, the DONK bet into me, soo I shoved all in and he called with a gutshot and he wasn't even getting 2:1 odds on his money! He had only an 8% chance to hit his hand on the river! OMG! I can't stand players like these who have nothing better to do than to risk their tournament life or give up a lot money on a less than 10% chance of winning! I hate the fact that I'm winning this hand 90% of the time! It just means I'm making more money!
GRRR! I really hate these bad players who do nothing but pad my bankroll! I really wish they learned how to play proper poker! Theres nothing I would like better than to sit at a table full of players who do nothing but fold their hands when they arent getting the correct odds to call, they never chase without proper odds, they never call my big preflop with bad hands. I'm seriously getting sick and tired of stacking people time after time. Its getting old folks! Learn how to fold your bad hands when I have AA and just let me pick up the blinds!
/Rant.