I hate making money!!

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OMG! I seriously cannot take this BS anymore!

I hate these online DONKs who always call my big preflop raises with garbage like 10/3 offsuit when I'm holding something like AA or KK! I'm nearly an 85% favorite preflop to win! Do they fold? No! They have be a DONK, call, and give me their money most of the time! I can't stand it!

Stop calling me with your bad hands because I'm going to win most of the time!

This one time, I flopped a set. I bet and got a caller. On the turn, the DONK bet into me, soo I shoved all in and he called with a gutshot and he wasn't even getting 2:1 odds on his money! He had only an 8% chance to hit his hand on the river! OMG! I can't stand players like these who have nothing better to do than to risk their tournament life or give up a lot money on a less than 10% chance of winning! I hate the fact that I'm winning this hand 90% of the time! It just means I'm making more money!

GRRR! I really hate these bad players who do nothing but pad my bankroll! I really wish they learned how to play proper poker! Theres nothing I would like better than to sit at a table full of players who do nothing but fold their hands when they arent getting the correct odds to call, they never chase without proper odds, they never call my big preflop with bad hands. I'm seriously getting sick and tired of stacking people time after time. Its getting old folks! Learn how to fold your bad hands when I have AA and just let me pick up the blinds!

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phil hellmuth has a CC account? oh I get it now philthy....phil..

ok dope, I have played 2nl with hellmuth lol
 
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Yeah, I know what you mean, Phil. I only like chocolate chips.
 
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phil hellmuth has a CC account? oh I get it now philthy....phil..

ok dope, I have played 2nl with hellmuth lol
Obv. is not getting the point of the thread...
 
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97.4% of the bad beats section are not bad beats. the other 3.6% are hands that i played.
 
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how do you spell s-a-r-c-a-s-m?
 
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Sarcasm?

I'm ranting here!
 
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If it upsets you that much to take their money then the solution is easy. When you have a 70% chance or better of winning then fold. LOL Don't expect the donks to go away. They are everywhere.
 
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When I am playing a cash game I look for game that are loose and somewhat aggressive, not tables with a lot of "good player" who continiouly lay down their raggs to my raise. The more donks the better. I am not playing because I enjoy a nail biting finish(although it is entertaining to watch), I am playing to make money and it is fun. Why get upset and rant because other players are not as good as you?
 
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your kings over my jacks was just a way of paying you back, so think nothing of it. lol.
 
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I <3 great players who play perfect poker.
 
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I feel you philthy. In a sick sad way more steam shoots out of my ears when I see what people call with when i win than some of the times I lose. Maybe it's because they are flaunting their idiocy in the face of my optomism for humanity. I try so hard to think one day we'll get better, then I find out that these people get the same chance to breed as me. We can only hope that they stick to their online tomfoolerey so that they are denied the chance to procreate and further drag down our gene pool. By sticking around to play them and tolerating their stupidity we're doing our part to take one for the team to further humanity, provided we take the neccesary breaks outselves to get some.

For those of you previously tuned in, that is how you join a rant thread.
 
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well i hear ya,
I had KK i raise 20 times the blind, three callers
Flop hits K T 2
i go all in with my trips, then two folded leaving this one donk to call me,,,
he shows his 98 OFFSUITED!!!!!!! and says ur kings are dead,,,,
By turn of the river yep i had lost to a F****** str8, like seriously,,, he called my massive preflop raise, and my all in with crapola,,,,,
OMG, and this was a $26 buyin tour,,, not like a $1 one,,, some ppl just have more money than sense~!~
 
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If everybody played properly and well, then poker would not be a worthwile, profitable pursuit. Even jokingly, you are disrespecting yourself and others who thrive to make money while it's still readily available. Be careful what you wish for.
 
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I was once in a donk-free tournament and we played perfect poker for hours, especially me.

In the last hand I had AA and was about to push when my cat peed on the keyboard and shorted it.

To make things even worse, at that moment my alarm clock sounded and I woke up.
 
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if ur not been sarcastic u must be the donk easy money is good money n when u take all these donks cash u will have enough money to play good players n play some proper poker but intill than keep taking there money
 
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I love winning from donk players with good hands, the perfect players to win cash from, and cash is always good.
 
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philthy u on tilt? :D
 
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everytime i get AA,KK,QQ and make big bet just to get everyone out, it's like begging for a reraise or call and then a unbelievable suckout.
 
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"Make hay while the sun shines" as Ramraider effectively said because as sure as the sun rises and falls each day, online poker in it's current form ain't going to last forever. The fish are learning that it's rigged, that they're getting stiffed and that they are unlikley to ever win. Then as he said, you'll all be playing people of similar skills. Now wouldn't that be a challenge, "real" online poker players playing "real" online poker players !!!!
Wow, it's almost civilised and honourable !
 
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Making $$$

I have a suggestion. Every time you take extra $$ from a donk, send it over to me to take care of it for you. I will kindly give you my full tilt or pokerstars name for the transfer.

Take care,

Big Jay p.s. I hate money too (NOT!!!)
 
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well i hear ya,
I had KK i raise 20 times the blind, three callers
Flop hits K T 2
i go all in with my trips, then two folded leaving this one donk to call me,,,
he shows his 98 OFFSUITED!!!!!!! and says ur kings are dead,,,,
By turn of the river yep i had lost to a F****** str8, like seriously,,, he called my massive preflop raise, and my all in with crapola,,,,,
OMG, and this was a $26 buyin tour,,, not like a $1 one,,, some ppl just have more money than sense~!~
Some called and had to hit runner runner to beat you?!?!

OMGosh! I wish people like this would always fold instead calling and drawing this bad!! Quit paying me off with my big hands!
If everybody played properly and well, then poker would not be a worthwile, profitable pursuit. Even jokingly, you are disrespecting yourself and others who thrive to make money while it's still readily available. Be careful what you wish for.
You are almost getting the point of the thread. And no, I am not disrespecting everyone...just poking fun at a few people.
if ur not been sarcastic u must be the donk easy money is good money n when u take all these donks cash u will have enough money to play good players n play some proper poker but intill than keep taking there money
Im sure this is a great post with some great points n everything because it looks like its really long and thought out but they way its written makes pretty hard to understand so im not really following thanks for replying though
philthy u on tilt? :D
Yes! Tilt from all these DONKs paying me off!
everytime i get AA,KK,QQ and make big bet just to get everyone out, it's like begging for a reraise or call and then a unbelievable suckout.
I know, right!! I love just picking up the blinds with AA or KK. I absolutely hate it when someone calls and I double up my stack off of a DONK who doesnt know how to play!
I have a suggestion. Every time you take extra $$ from a donk, send it over to me to take care of it for you. I will kindly give you my full tilt or pokerstars name for the transfer.
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Ah, at least a couple of people get the point of this rant thread...

Here is a tip: Go read some of threads about 'OMG Hate DONKS!' and see how silly it really sounds.
This thread is exactly what some of you are saying when you complain about bad players who sometimes get lucky on you. Its not me who hates money, its you. You complain about these DONKs who are constantly paying you off with garbage. You just don't see it because you're too concerned/upset with losing a single big hand to a bad hand because you think poker is about winning hands. You complain when you're sometimes an 80% favorite preflop with AA and you get your opponent to stack with some garbage hand like J5o. 80%...meaning, mathematically, you're winning the hand 80/100 times. I don't know, but I like the sound of that. Instead some of you would rather have everyone fold, so you don't get your AA cracked and at best, you pick up the blinds. Hmmmm so what you are saying is, if playing 5nl, you would rather not make $5 off an opponent 80x and lose $5 20x with AA, but instead have everyone fold and you make .15 100% of the time. How many times do we get AA preflop?

...I'm the former, I dont mind losing 20% of the time and from what I've read, some of you would rather have latter, which means you probably hate making money as much as I do.
 
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Phillthy! I had a 7 BI downswing last night, 2nl sucked! I flopped a straight vs set, only for villain to house, straight vs FD, for villain to hit the draw, QQ vs KK, cold called on every street, AK vs QJ ...EPIC FAIL.
 
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OMG! I seriously cannot take this BS anymore!

I hate these online DONKs who always call my big preflop raises with garbage like 10/3 offsuit when I'm holding something like AA or KK! I'm nearly an 85% favorite preflop to win! Do they fold? No! They have be a DONK, call, and give me their money most of the time! I can't stand it!

Stop calling me with your bad hands because I'm going to win most of the time!

This one time, I flopped a set. I bet and got a caller. On the turn, the DONK bet into me, soo I shoved all in and he called with a gutshot and he wasn't even getting 2:1 odds on his money! He had only an 8% chance to hit his hand on the river! OMG! I can't stand players like these who have nothing better to do than to risk their tournament life or give up a lot money on a less than 10% chance of winning! I hate the fact that I'm winning this hand 90% of the time! It just means I'm making more money!

GRRR! I really hate these bad players who do nothing but pad my Bankroll! I really wish they learned how to play proper poker! Theres nothing I would like better than to sit at a table full of players who do nothing but fold their hands when they arent getting the correct odds to call, they never chase without proper odds, they never call my big preflop with bad hands. I'm seriously getting sick and tired of stacking people time after time. Its getting old folks! Learn how to fold your bad hands when I have AA and just let me pick up the blinds!

/Rant.
lol best thread ever, especially lol at all the people who don't read/understand the entire post.

I agree though, it sucks when a donk calls all-in with a 2-outter. I don't need any more money, I just want to play poker against good players. Even though I'll go broke eventually it's more entertaining. I like a challenge. Stop giving me money plz and try to play more like Ivey thanks.
 
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