When I bubble...
My anger builds. It builds until I cannot stand it any longer. And then.... I EXPLODE! Steam shoots out of my ears, and veins pop out of my forehead! I proceed to yell at the nearest person to me and rant and rave about the one who knocked me out being a donk. And then I blackout... I'm not sure what happens, but the guard at the jail said that this happened once:
I ran outside and picked up a parked car and threw it at a nearby house. The neighbors were all frightened! That's when the police were called. I ran to the nearest pet store and stuffed a bunch of puppies in a sack. I then took a goat and ran out of the store with the puppies in a sack and the goat.. and found a stone block. Apparently, I cut the goat's throat and smeared it's blood on my face, and began dumping the puppies on the stone block.
That's when the police arrived. I began throwing the puppies at the cops, and they were able to get a couple of shots off before I jumped off the side of a cliff. I was shot twice (once in the shoulder, and once in the leg), but I made it to the water below without losing a lot of blood. I did this by swimming to the nearest island, and sealing up my wounds by starting a campfire, and using a steel rod to cauterize the wounds.
I lived on that island for 3 months.. living off of coconuts and hunting wild boar (some of the best boar I have ever tasted, btw).. I was finally tracked down by the Army. By then, my anger had started to calm.
I was arrested and given 2 years probation for vandalism, theft, and killing a goat without a license.
That's what I was told anyways. I really don't remember any of it, except for how delicious that boar tasted.