Dwan's book would be called "push chips into the middle and hope they fold". The entire content of the book word for word would be exactly the same as the title.
Annie Duke's book would be called "decide to play great poker". The entire book would be written under the assumption that all online players have a god mode they can have enabled at their leisure, and she'd go into great detail about how to use this to aid in your decision making.
My book will be called "you're a weak/tight nit-faced ***** and you suck at cards". I would go on to mock every ridiculous poker book ever made, starting by classifying people as animals (barnacles, white-faced saki monkeys, w/e). I would dedicate a chapter to telling a story about the one big bluff I made that actually worked, and probably just pay people like jungleman and annette15 to talk about strategy on my behalf. Then I'd immediately follow it up with another book called "don't listen to dk" that I'll write under a different name where I basically rip the first book to shreds and talk about how terrible it is. I will slam everyone who paid money for it and you'll see "lol" used a lot.