wlad20082009
Legend
Loyaler
wlad20082009
Legend
Loyaler
Bambini7777
Legend
Bronze Level
The English lord returns home in the morning, walks into the bedroom and says to his wife:
“I'm sorry, dear, but you have to move to another man — I lost you at cards.”
- Lost ?! God, how can this be !!!
- How, how ... Very simple: I did not notice the peak king.
“I'm sorry, dear, but you have to move to another man — I lost you at cards.”
- Lost ?! God, how can this be !!!
- How, how ... Very simple: I did not notice the peak king.
SirYivx
Rock Star
Silver Level
EVA777
Rock Star
Silver Level
The joke and the poker game end in the same way, the result is tears ...
Bambini7777
Legend
Bronze Level
School. Elementary classes.
Teacher: - Ira, and by whom does your dad work?
- My dad is a fisherman! )
- Just some weird. unhappy
Teacher: - This is why strange?
Ira: - Well, he is sitting at home in front of a computer all the time, and his mother says that the fish feed us!
Teacher: - Ira, and by whom does your dad work?
- My dad is a fisherman! )
- Just some weird. unhappy
Teacher: - This is why strange?
Ira: - Well, he is sitting at home in front of a computer all the time, and his mother says that the fish feed us!
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AKbadboyAK
Rock Star
Silver Level
I think that rolls many jokes when playing live poker online than from my point of view.layingbaIf in life there was no entertainment, games, funny stories, then it would be completely gray, uninteresting! :boring::boring::boring:In Russia, they tell a lot of jokes about everything in the world - this is a short humor - anecdote.
About poker I have never heard ... Do they exist?
Can anyone know? Let's have some fun together!:five:
xbronk
Rock Star
Silver Level
good ago I was playing poker with my friends mostly for fun and after a few hours all with a stacks more or less decent player to my right makes a bet more or less strong and I see my ace cards and king of spades so I decide to equal everyone, the flop turns out to turn out to be 7 / J / 9 all of spades and the player continues with his aggressiveness and I keep equaling the turn and throws a 4 of spades and keeps going up and I equaling and the river a 5 of spades where my friend decides to go all in and I call he tells me I have nothing was bluffing I had 8/3 diamond I say color to Ace when I say ace color and turn my cards turn out to be from trees I only saw my houses once and they turned out be tremas and not swords at the end conpartimos the pot but it was very funny I've been the moment
Dmitriy_rus7
Visionary
Platinum Level
A cowboy walks into a bar, and there are three men and a dog sitting at a table
and play poker.
- Well, smart dog! - says the cowboy.
One of the players:
- No, stupid, when she has a good card, she’s wagging her tail.
and play poker.
- Well, smart dog! - says the cowboy.
One of the players:
- No, stupid, when she has a good card, she’s wagging her tail.
wlad20082009
Legend
Loyaler
EVA777
Rock Star
Silver Level
And tea and coffee !!!
:smokin::toilet:epsi::eating: Precious 5 minutes ... and tea ... and coffee ...:congrats::congrats::congrats:
Bambini7777
Legend
Bronze Level
The bride and groom discuss their future life together. - Promise me, dear, that you will refuse poker. - Yes, love. - And from smoking. - Yes, my pussy. - And from the beer. - It's all? - And what else do you think to give up? - From marriage.
Bambini7777
Legend
Bronze Level
One guy played poker all the time. Once he was sitting at a table of $ 10/20, with a stack of only $ 300. Suddenly, under the table, he noticed a little green man. “Stop playing poker right now and I'll give you a pot of gold for a million dollars,” said Leprikon. The guy replied: "No, let's half at once.":ciao::icon_porc
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SteveyG45
Rising Star
Bronze Level