Have Any Good Poker Jokes?

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I've read enough jokes in poker, but many of those that write here about which I have never heard[emoji12] [emoji12] [emoji12] [emoji12] [emoji106] [emoji106] [emoji106] [emoji106]
i play the piano myself
but poker never played the piano[emoji12] [emoji12] [emoji12] [emoji12] [emoji33] [emoji33] [emoji33] [emoji33] [emoji106] [emoji106] [emoji106] [emoji106] [emoji106]

:hahaha:What are your years - it's not too late to try!:thrasher::dancing2::party::congrats::congrats::congrats::flowers:
 
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I just heard one that was a little corny but funny too.

My wife always wanted to go with me to the casino to play poker, so I finally brought her along. She insisted she would go off on her own and could hold her own without my help.

Two hours later, I took a break and went to find her. She said, "Honey, I have been playing this poker machine for two hours and haven't lost a penny. At least I held my own."

I looked at the machine and said, "Darling, you've been playing a change machine!"

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I've never heard it too. I think it might be interesting!
 
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- What do sex with poker have in common?
- If you do not have a good partner, then there must be a happy hand.:angel:
 
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less benefits for Latin players

Today I notice that the "pass freeroll" of pokerstars are now sectioned and in fact all of this month go to tables that are exclusive to Latin America, what I see is that none is to classify the Big Bang for example, or ticket 3.30 , a very small amount of 25 USD among all those who participate ...: v I think that is to underestimate the Latin public that is very broad and has many active players

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they asked a woman, you already won at poker, she replied, yes, I won a husband and three children
 
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Today I notice that the "pass freeroll" of pokerstars are now sectioned and in fact all of this month go to tables that are exclusive to Latin America, what I see is that none is to classify the Big Bang for example, or ticket 3.30 , a very small amount of 25 USD among all those who participate ...: v I think that is to underestimate the Latin public that is very broad and has many active players

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:D:D:D:bandit: Is this also a joke? :nurse:
 
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- You're lying, and priests shouldn't lie.
- In poker there is no lies, only bluff. God forgives bluff.
 
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It is interesting to know why you never win at races, but are you always lucky with cards? - Have you ever tried to shove a horse in a sleeve?
 
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Bought gifts for the New Year. Two radio-controlled cars that the husband with the child did not fight
 
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The world champion in poker was so good that even after his death the family was still sure that he was bluffing for 4 more days!
 
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They say you taught your wife to play poker?
- Yes, today I won all my salary ...
 
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Roberts looks around and asks, "Now, who is going to tell the wife?" They draw straws. Rippington, who is always a loser, picks the short one. They tell him to be discreet, be gentle, don't make a bad situation any worse than it is.
 
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“They say you taught your wife to play poker?”
- And I do not regret it. For example, the day before yesterday I won her half of my salary.
 
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The hostess of the house, where the card game was delayed until the morning, looks to the gamblers with a displeased look:
- Gentlemen! Could you keep it quiet in my house!
- Do not make noise, dear, - timidly asks her husband. - You see, this house is no longer ours.
 
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A visitor went to a local club and saw three people and a dog playing poker.
“It must be a very clever dog,” he remarked to the players.
“No, not really,” answered one of them.
- As soon as she gets a good card, she starts wagging her tail.
 
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After playing cards all night long, the loser must pay a large sum to his partners.
“I refuse to pay,” he protested emphatically.
- Why?
- One of us cheated!
- Who?
- I!
 
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Poker game One of the players comes out, then returns and says to the host:
- Listen, there in the kitchen is your wife with Petrovich, right on the table ...
- So, guys, that's the last game!
 
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There is a poker game. Suddenly, one of the players snatches the Colt and to the opponent:
- I hate cheats. Explain how wrong you turned out to be the cards I handed to you!
 
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- Do you play the piano?
- Yes, I play. Only his surface is polished and the cards slide over it
 
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The game of poker was delayed until the morning. A player's angry wife goes out and shouts:
- When will all this end in our house? !!!
Husband reassures:
- Take it easy, dear! This is not our home ...
 
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