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:playingbaIf in life there was no entertainment, games, funny stories, then it would be completely gray, uninteresting! :boring::boring::boring:In Russia, they tell a lot of jokes about everything in the world - this is a short humor - anecdote.
About poker I have never heard ... Do they exist?
Can anyone know? Let's have some fun together!:five:
 
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two friends go out of the poker room one butt naked and the other in underwear, the naked taught the one with the underpants: I've always respected you for knowing when to stop
 
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In a Midnigth Tournament, someone Yells: "All in", and The Lady next door, Yells back: I am ready anytime! :D
 
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Did you hear about the blonde who brought a bag of french fries to the poker game?
Somebody told her to bring her own chips.
 
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What did the giraffe say to the leopard at the poker table? Answer: I thought you were a cheetah.
 
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I have to bookmark this posts, gonna look later for awesome jokes.
 
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That bastard husband of mine wanted me to sleep with the landlord because he lost the rent money playing poker,” the housewife told her neighbor. “You didn’t do it, did you?” “I have to admit I did — though with certain misgivings, I might add. What I haven’t done, though, is tell my husband the rent is paid up for six months!:D
 
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"I stayed up one night playing poker with tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
 
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A woman walks into the living room and sees her brother playing poker with their dog.

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A man comes home from his weekly poker game late. His annoying wife is waiting for him.

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two friends go out of the poker room one butt naked and the other in underwear, the naked taught the one with the underpants: I've always respected you for knowing when to stop

:congrats::congrats::congrats::flowers: :party::D:D:D

Thank you for the good mood! I laughed so long! Even the jaw ached !!! :icon_chee:icon_chee:icon_chee
 
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Of all the forum topics this will be my favorite topic! I didn't expect such funny poker jokes! Immediately the mood is much better! Still can not calm down - ha-ha!
 
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A man enters a bar and sees at the bottom of the room a gaming table. This is a game of poker that is held there. There are six players among which, a dog, a real dog. Intrigued, the man looks at the game and realizes that the players are acting as if nothing had happened. The dog holds his place, plays, raises, 3Bet sometimes. He advances the chips when necessary. Surprised all the same by the situation, he approaches the table a little more and between two hands asks one of the players: "I can not believe that a dog can play poker! He must be the smartest dog in the world! wow! The player turns discretely with a slight grin and slips: "He must not be the smartest. Every time he has a good hand, he moves his tail. "
 
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In a Midnigth Tournament, someone Yells: "All in", and The Lady next door, Yells back: I am ready anytime! :D

Excellent, You have no idea how much it made me laugh, something happened to a friend hahaha :D:D:D:D:rock:
 
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Is it true that you won the car in the lottery? - True. Just not a car, but an apartment. And not in the lottery, but in poker. And did not win, but lost.:)
 
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Mom, I played poker yesterday and now I'm moving out of your apartment. - Good news, congratulations! - Thank. You move out too.:)
 
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In a Midnigth Tournament, someone Yells: "All in", and The Lady next door, Yells back: I am ready anytime!
 
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:playingbaIf in life there was no entertainment, games, funny stories, then it would be completely gray, uninteresting! :boring::boring::boring:In Russia, they tell a lot of jokes about everything in the world - this is a short humor - anecdote.
About poker I have never heard ... Do they exist?
Can anyone know? Let's have some fun together!:five:
Have severe Chelyabinsk poker players there are only 2 buttons ! All-in and fold !
 
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How do you recognize a leper who has lost a poker game?
when He lost the hand ...
 
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A man enters a bar and sees at the bottom of the room a gaming table. This is a game of poker that is held there. There are six players among which, a dog, a real dog. Intrigued, the man looks at the game and realizes that the players are acting as if nothing had happened. The dog holds his place, plays, raises, 3Bet sometimes. He advances the chips when necessary. Surprised all the same by the situation, he approaches the table a little more and between two hands asks one of the players: "I can not believe that a dog can play poker! He must be the smartest dog in the world! wow! The player turns discretely with a slight grin and slips: "He must not be the smartest. Every time he has a good hand, he moves his tail. "

:laugh::laugh::laugh: I would like to have such rivals with a tail in today's tournament!:laugh::laugh::laugh:
 
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Joke #2: You Know You're Running Bad When...
  • The guy next to you keeps telling you where the ATM is
  • You order a cheese sandwich at $1.10, and by the time the waitress brings it, you can't pay for it.
  • When you start cussing out someone for calling your pre-flop raise with JQ (suited)
  • The only things you say all night are ‘Nice hand’, ‘Well played’ and ‘Chips’!
  • The nice little old lady with the big pile of (your) chips in front of her inquires if you play here often.:):jd4::jd4:
 
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