Grinding is boring? Cash games are a chore?

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I see something in many players, I tell you what I see: I see neurons moving too little and eyes moving too much.

You come now and tell me you are bored when you two-table 9-man cash game tables and play combination of loose and tight poker. You come tell me that when you are watching every person and they are giving tell after tell and from every hand you lost to a seeming bluff or weaker hand you learned and evolved against that particular individual (you also know they read you as looser for the loss whereas players you've gradually beaten hand after hand are reading you as tighter psychologically). Yes, little donkament addict, you come with your bluff-hungry mentality and tell to me that your heads-up thrills are so great when I'm sitting here annihilating players, losing money simply to gain more as I abuse their dynamic reads on me as well as their moods.

You come now, you tell me that seeing an angry fish eliminated is more fun than having them rage-raise you over and over again taking their chips like they are your grandma and she's cooked you a feast tonight that you know you gotta eat not to offend her.

Yeah you come tell me cash game grinders are not great poker players because we take small gradual beautiful plays rather than grand-appearing super aggro ones frequently.

I tell you something little fish, you may think you are a shark but I am the mother***ing human being sitting with a harpoon using that fish over their to bait you to rereaise and then destroying you both at once. Yum yum chips and shark for dinner tonight.
 
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If you do that, it would not be bad to see it in action!
 
2NaCl

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I lol'd so much at this post but you're absolutely right
 
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terryk

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Do you play online,Madman? if so,where? :)
 
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I would also would love to see the spectacle
 
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