re: Poker & Funny poker quotes
"Poker is like sex - everyone thinks they're the best, but most people don't have a clue what they're doing." -Dutch Boyd
"It is easy to smile at an insult and pretend it's funny when the person insulting you is hosing you with money."
"Money isn't everything...unless you're playing in a rebuy tournament."
"It's morally wrong to let a suck keep money."
-Canada Bill Jones