One of the funniest things anyone has ever said to me at a poker table

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I was playing on full flush poker a few months ago and was constantly stealing blinds from my opponents. I accumulated about $15,000 chips and came across an opponent who finally decided to fight back against what he perceived as a blind steal (I say perceived because I actually had a decent hand). He had been watching me steal blinds for the past x number of hands and he had been folding a lot against me. Well on this one particular hand he did decide to reraise me preflop, I called, he raised the flop, i called he checked the turn i raised a pot, he then raises on the river and i call. By the time the betting was done, he had put in three quarters of his chips turning his roughly $20,000 stack into around $5,000. His response to me? lol:

"I earned those chips mother ****er. I didn't steal them"

This had me cracking up laughing for a while....still does when I think back to it.

Some people will never get it. There is no honor in accumulating chips in one way or in another. There are consequences to being too gung ho with how you bet but there are also consequences to being too tight.

you need to be flexible in poker. that means you need to be a jack (no pun intended) of all strategies. You need to know when to be aggressive, when to be loose, when to steal, when to just sit back and watch the action. To me, feigning aggression is important. Aggression is the image I prefer to portray at the table even if that is not what is really going on in my thought process. This table image helps me steal blinds in the later stages of a touranment. It can take a lot of ups and downs along the way in the beginning stages of a tournament to get that table image right though. Sometimes I will donk out of a tournament in my attempt to establish this table identity but that is ok. Poker is not about the result at a particular table, it is about the results at many tables over the long run....

Yes many may call me mad or crazy after playing me.....but there is a method to the madness and I am fine tuning it into a winning strategy.

and let us not forget what they say about crazy people (see posted image below).

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Couldnt agree more. My natural tendency is to be aggressive and use position and others perceived weakness to take a lot of hands without a show down. But the most important strategy is to play each table/situation differently, based on how the table is playing.
 
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there is a method to the madness and I am fine tuning it into a winning strategy.
We never stop learning or fine tuning the way we of play & there are so many different styles as well.
I have been tring to change how I go about things & the times that aggression pays off.
The bubble has become one of my favourite times to improve on this.
 
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The bubble has become one of my favourite times to improve on this.

I LOVE the bubble when I am deep stacked....not so much when I am shortstacked...LOL....bubble seems to be the place where the rich get richer and the poor either double up or get thrown out of the game...hehe
 
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I myself am just now learning how to be aggressive i was too afraid to lose chips like that and that kind of playing was getting me beat alot. Then when I would be aggressive I picked the wrong times most of the time right into trips. And I was slow playing my pairs to get as many chips as i could. Low and behold i should of jumped on it because it played out and I lost so i tend to play my pairs very aggressive
 
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The silliest thing that's ever been said to me at a poker table was actually something that I had heard once before. The first time it wasn't said to me but about me when I wasn't around. A few guys were trying to figure out who they should invite to a poker game later that night. When my name came up, two of the three guys objected on the grounds that they didn't like the way that I played. One said that I didn't play enough hands to suit him because I only played hands that I was likely to win. The other guy agreed that he didn't like the way that I just kept folding until I got good cards. When I heard it that first time it sounded just a little bit absurd. After all, the first thing my father taught me about poker, way back in the day, was that you only play the good hands and fold the bad ones. But it didn't seem that outrageous coming from these guys. I mean, they weren't exactly poker geniuses.

When the same sentiment was expressed during an online poker game, amongst supposed good players, it struck me as being so much sillier than when it was spouted out by some novice. The guy started out by saying that I wasn't a very good player. I didn't find it such a silly thing to say. I might disagree. But to each his own and all that. What made it the silliest thing that has been said to me at a poker table was when the guy justified his initial statement by going on to explain that the only reason that I was winning was because I only played good hands. He ended with "Of course he's gonna win if he only plays good hands".

Isn't that the idea, silly?
 
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I myself am just now learning how to be aggressive i was too afraid to lose chips like that and that kind of playing was getting me beat a lot. Then when I would be aggressive I picked the wrong times most of the time right into trips. And I was slow playing my pairs to get as many chips as i could. Low and behold i should of jumped on it because it played out and I lost so i tend to play my pairs very aggressive

I used to be tight, hated it but still made a profit, albeit a very fine one.

I stopped playing poker for 2 years, came back and found myself to be more aggressive. Now, I find myself breaking even at best, with massive swings.

These examples are for cash tables. I find my new playing style is more suited to tournaments but I neither enjoy them nor have the time for them. I might have to go for SnGs or steps style tournaments.
 
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Funniest ive heard was in Cleveland in the 1/2 NL poker room. 2 hands in a row the guy to the right of me went all in with 4/6 off suit and 6/10 off suit and I have A,K and 10,10. He went all in prob to try and steal the previous raises before him and steal the money and both times I beat him and he told me I didn't know what I was doing and why would i call him with what i had LMAO
 
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Funniest ive heard was in Cleveland in the 1/2 NL poker room. 2 hands in a row the guy to the right of me went all in with 4/6 off suit and 6/10 off suit and I have A,K and 10,10. He went all in prob to try and steal the previous raises before him and steal the money and both times I beat him and he told me I didn't know what I was doing and why would i call him with what i had LMAO

I guess he thought 4/6 and 6/10 is better than AK and 10 10 ?

now THAT'S the kind of opponent I LOVE playing against...LOL
 
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Funniest ive heard was in Cleveland in the 1/2 NL poker room. 2 hands in a row the guy to the right of me went all in with 4/6 off suit and 6/10 off suit and I have A,K and 10,10. He went all in prob to try and steal the previous raises before him and steal the money and both times I beat him and he told me I didn't know what I was doing and why would i call him with what i had LMAO

I guess he thought 4/6 and 6/10 is better than AK and 10 10 ?

now THAT'S the kind of opponent I LOVE playing against...LOL
 
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hahahah. My story is when I was playing NL2, this guy went all-in with ended up being 22 with 22$ and I had KA and I went all-in with 3.45$ and the flop was 2KA then the next two cards were K A. He sent me " YOU DAMN MONKEY, I'M GONNA SHOVE MY FINGER UP YOUR A** AND MAKE YOU GO *Monkey Noises* lol
 
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I guess he thought 4/6 and 6/10 is better than AK and 10 10 ?

now THAT'S the kind of opponent I LOVE playing against...LOL

Was later on at night. Love playing clueless people :D
 
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I was playing on full flush poker a few months ago and was constantly stealing blinds from my opponents. I accumulated about $15,000 chips and came across an opponent who finally decided to fight back against what he perceived as a blind steal (I say perceived because I actually had a decent hand). He had been watching me steal blinds for the past x number of hands and he had been folding a lot against me. Well on this one particular hand he did decide to reraise me preflop, I called, he raised the flop, i called he checked the turn i raised a pot, he then raises on the river and i call. By the time the betting was done, he had put in three quarters of his chips turning his roughly $20,000 stack into around $5,000. His response to me? lol:

"I earned those chips mother ****er. I didn't steal them"

This had me cracking up laughing for a while....still does when I think back to it.

Some people will never get it. There is no honor in accumulating chips in one way or in another. There are consequences to being too gung ho with how you bet but there are also consequences to being too tight.

you need to be flexible in poker. that means you need to be a jack (no pun intended) of all strategies. You need to know when to be aggressive, when to be loose, when to steal, when to just sit back and watch the action. To me, feigning aggression is important. Aggression is the image I prefer to portray at the table even if that is not what is really going on in my thought process. This table image helps me steal blinds in the later stages of a touranment. It can take a lot of ups and downs along the way in the beginning stages of a tournament to get that table image right though. Sometimes I will donk out of a tournament in my attempt to establish this table identity but that is ok. Poker is not about the result at a particular table, it is about the results at many tables over the long run....

Yes many may call me mad or crazy after playing me.....but there is a method to the madness and I am fine tuning it into a winning strategy.

and let us not forget what they say about crazy people (see posted image below).

Who ended up winning the hand? my curiosity is getting the best of me.




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