Funniest Nicknames You've Seen

hello guys do you ever seen some funny weird or ridiculous nickname at the table while you playing online poker,that make you laugh and lose focus...

1 time i play freeroll in ACR and one guys is very passive idk he is tight or sharks i have No idea he only check check check all night,I look at his name and his name is NUCKCHORRIS man this guy just trolled our legend CHUCK NORRIS.. :smile::smile::smile: and i start laugh until some one bust him..

if you have some storie share here...

Updated Feb 2018:

Here is a list of the names members have posted in this thread - some are very funny!

NUCKCHORRIS
AdrenALLINe
TruckFump
Forgot to wipe
SolidPenis
myatmmachine
the gasssman
the suitcase
anything ending with 666
Stopka
vodki
sexy taxi
pines
stupidnick
murder
Like ForPutin
YourMother and TheSon at the same table
SittingOut
Donker1124
Kill Mother in law
D1irtySoul
ISlaypornhub
JackKingOffsuit
hairy_like_ur_mom
fartingKINGS
to crap in my sleep
loooked18forme
chimichanga

In SSENTIAL I play poker with your friends and piyu beer and eat pizza, and sometimes funny when drunk "dealer" (it is usually me) accidentally distribute 3 cards

I saw a player "AdrenALLINe"

I recently saw this one at a table I was at.

I always saw aliases even name artists but I believe that those who have these names are too cowardly to declare its own name.

Put the name that you want, not the artist, but not the star that inspires you and then you're not lining someone else's unique.

Zorba said:

I recently saw this one at a table I was at.



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im dead hahahahah

Used to play a guy with the name - Forgot to wipe lol

i used to play headsup for a long time with a guy on full tilt poker named the gasssman .. everytimetime he won a pot he went on about how i smelled his gas, and i didn't pay my bills yada yada yada lol he never shut up

nutthink said:

hello guys do you ever seen some funny weird or ridiculous nickname at the table while you playing online poker,that make you laugh and lose focus...

1 time i play freeroll in ACR and one guys is very passive idk he is tight or sharks i have No idea he only check check check all night,I look at his name and his name is NUCKCHORRIS man this ***** just troll our legend CHUCK NORRIS.. :smile::smile::smile: and i start laugh until some one bust him..

if you have some storie share here my friend and sorry for my english..

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Weird, just played on the same table with NUCKCHORRIS in a freeroll tourney

I have the same room a funny nickname - the suitcase, but this does not affect the game, just fun

its not clever but i just found it funny because this guy was in a free tourney and he went all in the first 3 hands in a row. his name is

AllInophobia

Zorba said:

I recently saw this one at a table I was at.







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This one was funny. Although it tells that I just started playing poker 😂😂

i see a lot of nicknames whit 666 at the end....i think this is strange and pokerstars is full of them

There every tournament such nicknames funny))) if obscene pic, I simply put away, hide from the table so as not to be distracted by it.

Hi) Very often at the table you can see the funny nickname, but it seems to me that this is a private matter, both the call itself))))

SolidPenis

Best to interest you than the cards of poker on which you , do not nickname of all competitors.

psyho26 said:

SolidPenis

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yep mate the winner pokerstars spin n go 100k from rusia what a Lucky guy..

i saw in pokerstars "myatmmachine"

Sincerely cause me grace all related or who calls themselves fish, put on their shoulders a great load without giving up and are conditioned in their game or on the contrary use it to mislead

Not too funny name but when I see proface at my table I found that funny. No personnality at alllllllll lolllllll

Stopka vodki,sexy taxi,pines

Large brains there, how do they think of these names, even if they themselves can not utter them!

Funny usernames are not uncommon, but not so much that would distract from the game.

psyho26 said:

SolidPenis

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does he playing againts solidpussx?