Funniest first remark by a newcomer to your table
I know most of these posts are about online poker but I had to share this even though it happened at a casino.
Picture this....Hard rock casino sitting at a $1/2 NL $100 buy-in table half tourists half players and we've been at it for a couple hours so we all kinda know eachother a bit now and a seat becomes available. Guy comes to the table with his tray of chips, wearing glasses a sweater and a hard rock casino hat (brand new) , an ipod hanging around his neck and a purse of some sort (prolly his wifes guarding it while she played slots
or something). I swear this guy looked like a 2007 version of Jerry Lewis as the nutty professor. Anyway, guys standing there and puts down his chips and the dealer asks him if he wants to play or wait for BB and he says....."by all means deal me in" and he proceeds to take off his sweater,fumble with his ipod get something out his wifes purse etc.....the play comes to him and the dealer asks him ..check or bet...and he mumbles just a second ..now all eyes are on this guy and I look around and everyone has this stupified retarded look on they faces while we watch this guy set up camp. Finally this guy sits down puts his forearms on the table smiles looks around and says "oh I guess its up to me" looks down at his 2 hole cards and looks up and asks the dealer, I kid you not......."When do we get the other 3 cards"???? The guy 2 seats from me unfortunately was taking a sip from his beer and spewed it laughing. One of the women at the table started laughing so hard she mucked her cards and had to leave the table. The dealer between shaking her head and laughing yelled table 17 ..we need a clean up and a pair of underwear I think Mike just peed his pants.