favorite poker phrases

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Hey all... what are your favorite poker slogans, phrases, sayings, one-liners, etc.???

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you got to know when to hold 'em and when to fold 'em is an obvious first

lyle berman has a good one on chasing the low end of straight draws in OH ( just read it again in his PLOH section of SS2 ):
there was once a man who lost four of his farms; 3 of them because he didn't hit his draw and 1 because he did

dear god im a poker nerd
 
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The poker phrase I use the most is probably "wtf" ;)
 
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pass the sugah
 
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"Burn n Turn" or "I can't believe you called with that"
 
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My favorite(can't you tell lately)

You're a Donkey(Donkey Butt etc.......)Or I Donked it away!
 
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My favorite lately has been "See Ya!!"
 
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"They were suited"
 
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T1 took my favorite, so

"chip and a chair"

or my sig.
 
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Along with "wtf"

It's "You went all-in with that!!" or "I don't believe it, he's hit it on the river :mad:"

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Some favorites of mine--
'nice chase,you deserve it'
'wtf'
'they were suited'
 
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"You think THAT was a bad beat, yesterday on......blah blah blah. Now that is a bad beat, He caught his A to trip up on the river, when I flopped two pair, 7s and 2s."

Or any variation of the theme.
 
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"You cant even spell poker"
 
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As canada Bill Jones would say "Suckers have no buisness with money, anyway."
 
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"Weak is strong and strong is weak"
"You had no business playing that hand"
"You lucky son of a bitch"
 
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why did you call the pre flop raise when you wouldnt make a pre flop raise but you won!!!
 
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" Welcome to Da jungle Baby " or ... "It's no limit baby" Scottie Nguyen
"The kiddie table is down the street " Mike Matusow.
Oh yea and .. "I wish I had done that." Scot Fishman
 
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best compliment i ever got is "I have notes on you, you've cost me a lot of chips"
 
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read em and weep
 
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My favourite has got to be "You've gotta be in it to win it"... mainly because it's one of those phrases that marks a fish... so you either use it yourself to make others think you're an easy mark, or use it to identify those that don't know half the strategy of poker....
 
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"i want my mommy"....lol....seriously i think its "thats BS!!! only on ______ ( enter any site name) does that BS happen EVERY TIME!!" :D
 
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