Ever get the feeling it's just not your day?
From the Stars $10. Villain would imo reraise with KK, fold with 33, so only 88 is beating me, and what's the likelihood of him having the 2 case 8s? Oh shi...
No-Limit Hold'em Tourney, Big Blind is t100 (7 handed) FTR converter on zerodivide.cx
Preflop: Hero is Button with Ks, 8s.
4 folds, Hero raises to t300, 1 fold, BB calls t200.
Flop: (t650) 8h, 3h, Kd (2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets t500, BB raises to t1500, Hero raises to t2405, BB calls t905.
Turn: (t5460) Th (2 players)
River: (t5460) Td (2 players)
Final Pot: t5460
BB has 8d 8c (full house, eights full of tens).
Hero has Ks 8s (two pair, kings and tens).
Outcome: BB wins t5460.
So I go and doss about at some micro NL with TB and Fish. Feel free to comment on this one, TB seems to think I shouldn't go broke here, I disagree (tho I admit river is silly)
PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $0.25 BB (6 handed) FTR converter on zerodivide.cx
Preflop: Hero is MP with Kc, Ac.
1 fold, Hero raises to $0.75, CO calls $0.75, Button calls $0.75, 1 fold, BB calls $0.50.
Flop: ($3.10) As, Kh, 5h (4 players)
BB checks, Hero bets $2, CO calls $2, Button folds, BB folds.
Turn: ($7.10) 2s (2 players)
Hero bets $5, CO calls $5.
River: ($17.10) 2h (2 players)
Hero bets $10, CO raises to $24.15, Hero calls $7.95 (All-In).
Final Pot: $59.20
Hero has Kc Ac (two pair, aces and kings).
CO has Ad Ah (full house, aces full of twos).
Outcome: CO wins $59.20.
So now I'm liek "Ok, let's go back to LO8, I can't go wrong there!"
PokerStars 1/2 Omaha/8 (10 handed) FTR converter on zerodivide.cx
Preflop: Hero is CO with 3s, Tc, 2d, Ac.
1 fold, UTG+1 calls, 2 folds, MP2 calls, MP3 raises, Hero calls, Button calls, 2 folds, UTG+1 calls, MP2 calls.
Flop: (11.50 SB) 7c, Ah, Ts (5 players)
UTG+1 checks, MP2 checks, MP3 bets, Hero raises, Button folds, UTG+1 calls, MP2 folds, MP3 3-bets, Hero caps, UTG+1 calls, MP3 calls.
Turn: (11.75 BB) 6s (3 players)
UTG+1 checks, MP3 bets, Hero raises, UTG+1 calls, MP3 calls.
River: (17.75 BB) 2h (3 players)
UTG+1 checks, MP3 bets, Hero calls, UTG+1 calls.
Final Pot: 20.75 BB
UTG+1 has 7s 5s Th 6h (Low: 7, 6, 5, 2, A | High: two pair, tens and sevens).
MP3 has As 5h 3d Ad (Low: 6, 5, 3, 2, A | High: three of a kind, aces).
Hero has 3s Tc 2d Ac (Low: 7, 6, 3, 2, A | High: two pair, aces and tens).
Outcome: MP3 wins 20.75 BB.
Conclusion: Poker is rigged n stuff.