oh yes that would be a very fun table but honestly Doug Polk would handle it better than anyone I could think of to be honest. He constantly makes fun of himself! He stole Vanessa Selbst hair style and everything!
Got drunk and had Phill Hellmuth trashed together playing poker and if your friends with the brat than you can withstand Tony G telling you to get on your bicycle and leave...tony G. decimated phill when he said he didn't look at his cards swore to him and shoved all in. phill called with AQs Tonys AK .Looked like it killed a piece of his soul.
Phill used to have +EV because no one wanted to hear him whine and b#$^# out loud how bad of a player you are!!!
Doug Polk is most certainly the man. He trolls regarding some issues, but its not in a negative way, just for entertainment! I think he truly has the community in mind and wants the best for recreational and professional players alike. He has done so much for the poker community and I hope his passion for playing the game is rekindled soon.