DESSERTLADY
Legend
Silver Level
I'm not sure if anyone has posted this or not but I thought it was a bit funny. It was in my email newsletter from Daniel Negreanu's FCP newsletter.
The Donk 10 Commandments
1. Play every hand. You never know when the poker gods will bless you with an incredible suck out. Consider all money you lost a sacrifice for your big score.
2. Play any suited cards. They are a gift from the poker gods and should never be squandered.
3. Call any all in when you hold any of face card. Even with a kicker of 2. Again these are a gift from the poker gods. They shouldn’t be squandered.
4. Always call from the blinds. The poker gods will look kindly on you and give you a good flop.
5. Never let some bluff you out of the pot if you hold any of the following hands. An A with and kicker suited or not. You could catch an A on the river and squash them. That goes for Kx QX and Jx too. Any three to a flush or three to a straight. You never know. They could have nothing and you could catch runner runner.
6. When you catch the only card on the river that would beat the trip aces, or any other hand that had you preflop and all the way to the turn make sure and comment about how good a player you are and how stupid they were for ignoring your mastery at the poker table.
7. Kick and scream when you don’t get your don’t get your 2 outer on the river. Call the player the Anti-Poker God and say he is in league with the forces of evil and should be burnt at the stake.
8. Always check your good hands and bet at the river. If the other players made it that far they will always call you on the river. You will have the best hand as reward for your patience.
9. Any two cards can win. Always remember that. They are words to live by.
10. Never read any poker books or articles. They will only ruin you as a player. Remember. POKER IS ALL LUCK. Anyone who thinks otherwise is an idiot.
Of course it's very much supposed to be a joke, but we all know that some actually follow these to a T!!!
The Donk 10 Commandments
1. Play every hand. You never know when the poker gods will bless you with an incredible suck out. Consider all money you lost a sacrifice for your big score.
2. Play any suited cards. They are a gift from the poker gods and should never be squandered.
3. Call any all in when you hold any of face card. Even with a kicker of 2. Again these are a gift from the poker gods. They shouldn’t be squandered.
4. Always call from the blinds. The poker gods will look kindly on you and give you a good flop.
5. Never let some bluff you out of the pot if you hold any of the following hands. An A with and kicker suited or not. You could catch an A on the river and squash them. That goes for Kx QX and Jx too. Any three to a flush or three to a straight. You never know. They could have nothing and you could catch runner runner.
6. When you catch the only card on the river that would beat the trip aces, or any other hand that had you preflop and all the way to the turn make sure and comment about how good a player you are and how stupid they were for ignoring your mastery at the poker table.
7. Kick and scream when you don’t get your don’t get your 2 outer on the river. Call the player the Anti-Poker God and say he is in league with the forces of evil and should be burnt at the stake.
8. Always check your good hands and bet at the river. If the other players made it that far they will always call you on the river. You will have the best hand as reward for your patience.
9. Any two cards can win. Always remember that. They are words to live by.
10. Never read any poker books or articles. They will only ruin you as a player. Remember. POKER IS ALL LUCK. Anyone who thinks otherwise is an idiot.
Of course it's very much supposed to be a joke, but we all know that some actually follow these to a T!!!
