R
Rational Madman
Legend
Platinum Level
This is the time where you learn the truth of the poker world...
You all need to get on my level of understanding... Poker is gambling yes indeed no doubt about it so why poker? Why don't you just go hope on a blackjack table and count cards huh? Why aren't you all-ining that roulette number-specific bet?
I'll tell you all comparing the poker game to something like a damn tortoise race where you are betting on which one wins lmao... oh lordy lord lord...
It is time for me to bury you tournament fans once and for all because it is actually sickening how you all act like it's just "different" no little child whining and moaning defence of the tournament lifestyle to me like I owe you some respect when you are using STRATEGY in a game where random coinflips decide your success or failure in that tournament. Just please stop with this nonsense talk
You have randomness in the cards so what is the way to profit best in gambling? Play the form of gambling where the least variance determines how much money you are making per hour, or even minute overall. With a beautifully elegant LAG style where you play randomly passive when you sense they are wanting you to bet into them and bet huge on your nut-hands knowing they think it's a classic overbet which you've used many times before will make you this and I will prove it.
You all want to talk like you can "make more" by a tournaments than cash games? LOL, little adults with the brain of a 12 year old slave to the system I'm about to teach you all a damn concept called "HOW MANY HANDS DO YOU EVEN PLAY PER MINUTE?"
HELLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO TOURNAMENT GRINDER... Oh, you're twotabling barely coping if you get to the late stage of both at the same time to not slip up with your ridiculous ICM calculations?! Oh I get it no problem... PLAYING SUICIDAL IN MID-GAME IS HOW TO PREPARE FOR THE LATEGAME AND MAKE THE BIG WINS YOU NEED TO PROFIT... in other words, play like all the fish do in mid game instead of the sharks and you make more money per year overall... LOGIC WEEEEWOOO BRAIN NOT NEEDED!!!!
Dumb wannabe kingpins in the poker game listen here to me. You can 5-table tournaments? How you gonna handle getting to later stages of say, 3 at once? or just after losing 4 you start a few SnG to fill the gap and then make one slip-up so significant in the fifth table that you lost all 5 lmao...
With cash games it's much easier to multi table as it's about consistent play quality rather than sudden plays. You lost $4 in a $10 buyin to a bad beat? SO WHAT?! HELLOOO, DOESN'T MATTER IF YOU'RE LUCKY EARLY OR LATE IN YOUR SESSION nope not one bit~!!!!!!
get lucky = super-upswing if played well no worries of staying lucky for remainder of cash game session/overall tournament oh my lordy lord you gonna tell me this that blabla
OKAY FINAL POINT
Actually you know what? Just watch this damn video and here me rant my f***ing anger baby... well i just had to reupload it as the internet cut during upload... lame...
final point (which i say in the video that i'll post later in this thread) is that you are betting on a ton of events going your way when you wager money on a tournament game but with cash games you are only ever wagering your money on that hand and situation profiting you and even if you're caught bluffing or whatever, it helps so much as you now can adjust the other way if the opponents expect you to do that mistake next time.
You all need to get on my level of understanding... Poker is gambling yes indeed no doubt about it so why poker? Why don't you just go hope on a blackjack table and count cards huh? Why aren't you all-ining that roulette number-specific bet?
I'll tell you all comparing the poker game to something like a damn tortoise race where you are betting on which one wins lmao... oh lordy lord lord...
It is time for me to bury you tournament fans once and for all because it is actually sickening how you all act like it's just "different" no little child whining and moaning defence of the tournament lifestyle to me like I owe you some respect when you are using STRATEGY in a game where random coinflips decide your success or failure in that tournament. Just please stop with this nonsense talk
You have randomness in the cards so what is the way to profit best in gambling? Play the form of gambling where the least variance determines how much money you are making per hour, or even minute overall. With a beautifully elegant LAG style where you play randomly passive when you sense they are wanting you to bet into them and bet huge on your nut-hands knowing they think it's a classic overbet which you've used many times before will make you this and I will prove it.
You all want to talk like you can "make more" by a tournaments than cash games? LOL, little adults with the brain of a 12 year old slave to the system I'm about to teach you all a damn concept called "HOW MANY HANDS DO YOU EVEN PLAY PER MINUTE?"
HELLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO TOURNAMENT GRINDER... Oh, you're twotabling barely coping if you get to the late stage of both at the same time to not slip up with your ridiculous ICM calculations?! Oh I get it no problem... PLAYING SUICIDAL IN MID-GAME IS HOW TO PREPARE FOR THE LATEGAME AND MAKE THE BIG WINS YOU NEED TO PROFIT... in other words, play like all the fish do in mid game instead of the sharks and you make more money per year overall... LOGIC WEEEEWOOO BRAIN NOT NEEDED!!!!
Dumb wannabe kingpins in the poker game listen here to me. You can 5-table tournaments? How you gonna handle getting to later stages of say, 3 at once? or just after losing 4 you start a few SnG to fill the gap and then make one slip-up so significant in the fifth table that you lost all 5 lmao...
With cash games it's much easier to multi table as it's about consistent play quality rather than sudden plays. You lost $4 in a $10 buyin to a bad beat? SO WHAT?! HELLOOO, DOESN'T MATTER IF YOU'RE LUCKY EARLY OR LATE IN YOUR SESSION nope not one bit~!!!!!!
get lucky = super-upswing if played well no worries of staying lucky for remainder of cash game session/overall tournament oh my lordy lord you gonna tell me this that blabla
OKAY FINAL POINT
Actually you know what? Just watch this damn video and here me rant my f***ing anger baby... well i just had to reupload it as the internet cut during upload... lame...
final point (which i say in the video that i'll post later in this thread) is that you are betting on a ton of events going your way when you wager money on a tournament game but with cash games you are only ever wagering your money on that hand and situation profiting you and even if you're caught bluffing or whatever, it helps so much as you now can adjust the other way if the opponents expect you to do that mistake next time.