Diary of a crap poker player

Thought this might give you guys a laugh.

Diary of an Online Poker Payer

You might have to disable the pop-ups so I hope you think it's worth it.

Hope you enjoy it

Is that you? Day 3 is hilarious.

Glad you like it. Day 4 will be posted in a few hours.

Thaks for the nice comment. Day's 4 and 5 are now posted.

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Hope you like them.

very funny stuff bud, congrats on your big cash result!

Money at last!! No telling what you can turn that into. Guess we will see lol.....

Thanks guys. Glad you like it....Day 6 will be posted later today.

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3 more freerolls !!!!

lol hahah very funny 4 real

Day Six now posted. Glad you all find it funny.

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More to come tomorrow

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I LOLed

id play high stakes connect 4

Monoxide said:

id play high stakes connect 4

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Low-stakes Jenga is a regular side game at one of the poker nights I deal, reckon that could catch on too?

Day Seven now posted:

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Hope you enjoy it.

Happy Halloween

Lots of blood and kisses

Snowmanstein

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Day 8 now poted....The Halloween issue.

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Hope you enjoy it. Let me know what you think in this thread.

Thanks boys and girls.

Happy Halloween !!

Snowmanstein.

ur hilarious

2 thumbs up

luv when u talk about ur wife and mother-in-law and ur cat

At the bottom you have current bank and starting bank but on day 8 your current is at $0 shouldnt it still be at $1 also you should include daily profit at the bottom so we can see just how bad you are doing.

Excellent story.......I'm hooked and want to read on.
Maybe you should use a pic of your monster-in-law with the new doo as your online avatar? Perhaps that would help to scare off some of the suck-out gremlins you're running into. That is, of course, as long as you can block your own image so as not to make yourself ill while playing.uke:
In any case, good luck with your quest.

jonfelkin said:

At the bottom you have current bank and starting bank but on day 8 your current is at $0 shouldnt it still be at $1 also you should include daily profit at the bottom so we can see just how bad you are doing.

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You didn't read the part about the 0.01/0.02 tables?

jonfelkin said:

At the bottom you have current bank and starting bank but on day 8 your current is at $0 shouldnt it still be at $1 also you should include daily profit at the bottom so we can see just how bad you are doing.

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Read day 8 again. He explains why the bankroll is daying $0 again.

With that explanation behind. OMG too funny. You've gotta keep this going man. Love it. Went into a coughing fit from laughing so hard during day 4. Think it took me 5 minutes just to read that day cause I was laughing so hard my eyes were watering and I was losing focus on the monitor. After the brief looking into your insanity all I can say for myself is..... I'm staying a bachelor for as long as I can!!!

Sorry you couldn't resist the temptation of the .01c/.02c table, snow... it is one we have all dealt with.

Wonderful read, looking forward to more.

Thanks for all your comments, it's a nice incentive for me to keep going. I'm glad you all like it. I'm writing up Day Nine as we speak so it should be posted in a few hours.

Speak soon.

Snowman

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Hi everyone.

Day Nine posted.

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Use the thread to let me know your comments.

Thanks all.

Snowman

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Day Ten now posted

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Let me know what you think in this thread. I appreciate your comments.

Snowman

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lol day 9 was fukin hilarious

hey snowman - nice read - i enjoyed the dry english wit. Where in england by the way?

Keep up the good work!