CCers against the pros-A series

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One hand, $100,000 each(ccers money provided by Nick/Martin, both poker millionaires), Heads-up.

Game 1:

Seat 1:Jack Daniels(dealer)
Seat 2:Tony G

Dealing cards:
Jack Daniels is dealt AhAd

Tony G: bets $100,000

TG: Hey Jd, you like sheep?
JD: (no reply)
TG: take that as a 'yes' then?
JD: No.........
TG: Bet you do, dont you? Bet you like the wool, dont you? You know it's illegal, dont you?
JD: No. I mean, No, I dont like sheep.
TG: If you win this hand, Im gonna tell everyone you like sheep, ok. Sheep-f*cker?
JD: Please dont....
TG: OK, SF, make your bet, Im all in with 72os
JD: (pauses)
TG: come on!!!!!!


Jack Daniels folds

Tony G shows 7h2d

Tony G wins

Pros 1 CCers 0


(next hand, KerouacsDog against Daniel Neagranu)
 
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Wow, Jack Daniels sucks pretty bad eh?
 
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excellend photo bud. they relations??



anyway, game 2..................
 
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Game 2:

Seat 1: KerouacsDog
Seat 2: Daniel Negraunu

(this game is delayed by 5 minutes whilst KD finishes his phonecall)

KD: Nick/Martin, just put the money up, ffs. I know I act a fool, but I do know something about poker.
N/M: Ok, but if you get 84os, fold the f**ker, ok?
KD: OK, and Nick, if you want any help with your business college homework, call me, I've seen the Apprentice, I know all about it.
N: F/O.
KD: OK

Dealing cards:
Kerouacsdog is dealt 7h3d

Daniel Negraunu bets $100,000

KD: Nice interview with CC bro.
DN: Thanks mate.
KD: You Canadian then?
DN: Yep.
KD: You like hockey?
DN: Who doesnt bro?
KD: Yeah I know some girls that play it, they're only 15 years old.
DN: F**K YOU.
KD: Man, these Canucks get a bit over the top over schoolgirl hockey?
DN: (pauses)

DN: You like 84os?
KD: Maybe?
DN: You're a muppet!
KD: Maybe.

KerouacsDog calls $100,000

Showdown:
KeouacsDog shows 7h3d
Daniel Negraunu shows 8c4s

Dealing flop
8s6d4c

KD: nice hand schoolgirl watcher
DN: nice hand muppet

Dealing turn
5c

Dealing river
8h

Board
8s6d4c5c8h

KD shows 7h3d( a straight 8 to 4)
DN shows 8c4s( a full house 8s and 4s)

DN wins with a full house

KD: Nice hand
DN: Thanks, dont forget, 84os IS THE IMMORTAL HAND
KD: I wont, oh master
DN: F/O

Pros 2 CCers 0


(next game, Shermstick versus Jennifer Tilly)
 
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FFS - the missus jumps every time I burst out laughing whilst on the computer "working" - hilarious thread, and I LOVE that photo.

I think its worth using to email to banned flamers/spammers!!!
 
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the Sherminator vs Jennifer Tilly, can't wait , should be full of sexual overtones on Sherms part for sure.
 
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KerouacsDog said:
Game 2:

Seat 1: KerouacsDog
Seat 2: Daniel Negraunu

(this game is delayed by 5 minutes whilst KD finishes his phonecall)

KD: Nick/Martin, just put the money up, ffs. I know I act a fool, but I do know something about poker.
N/M: Ok, but if you get 84os, fold the f**ker, ok?
KD: OK, and Nick, if you want any help with your business college homework, call me, I've seen the Apprentice, I know all about it.
N: F/O.
KD: OK

Dealing cards:
Kerouacsdog is dealt 7h3d

Daniel Negraunu bets $100,000

KD: Nice interview with CC bro.
DN: Thanks mate.
KD: You Canadian then?
DN: Yep.
KD: You like hockey?
DN: Who doesnt bro?
KD: Yeah I know some girls that play it, they're only 15 years old.
DN: F**K YOU.
KD: Man, these Canucks get a bit over the top over schoolgirl hockey?
DN: (pauses)

DN: You like 84os?
KD: Maybe?
DN: You're a muppet!
KD: Maybe.

KerouacsDog calls $100,000

Showdown:
KeouacsDog shows 7h3d
Daniel Negraunu shows 8c4s

Dealing flop
8s6d4c

KD: nice hand schoolgirl watcher
DN: nice hand muppet

Dealing turn
5c

Dealing river
8h

Board
8s6d4c5c8h

KD shows 7h3d( a straight 8 to 4)
DN shows 8c4s( a full house 8s and 4s)

DN wins with a full house

KD: Nice hand
DN: Thanks, dont forget, 84os IS THE IMMORTAL HAND
KD: I wont, oh master
DN: F/O

Pros 2 CCers 0


(next game, Shermstick versus Jennifer Tilly)
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Then you woke up, right KD?

I can't wait for the next game. Shermstick loses because he was distracted by Jennifer's cleavage.
 
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t1riel said:
Then you woke up, right KD?

I can't wait for the next game. Shermstick loses because he was distracted by Jennifer's cleavage.
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If anyone else has seen poker superstars season 3, then they can only agree with the distraction tactics...

It was on sky last night (UK sattelite network) and I dont think Ive ever concentrated on two things at once as much before.

neither of the things i was thinking about were poker either!
 
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OK, just got the line-up for the next 8 games. Only I have access to these games, ok?
Game 3: Shermstick versus Jennifer Tilly
Game 4: Bubbasbestbabe versus Gus Hansen
Game 5: FPaulson versus Doyle Brunson
Game 6: T1riel versus Phil Ivey
Game 7: Nick versus Phil Laak
Game 8: Dakota-xx versus Phil Helmuth
Game 9: rottyowner versus Johnny Chan
Game 10: tenbob versus Chip Reese


this will be an ongoing thing from me, but be patient, as it takes me a nightshift at work sometimes to work out the play, table talk, etc.
Reckon I can do one a day though.
KD
 
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Thanks for the sneak preview KD! Take as much time as you want. I'm sure most of us can be patient.
 
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t1riel said:
Then you woke up, right KD?

I can't wait for the next game. Shermstick loses because he was distracted by Jennifer's cleavage.
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Isn't that the main reason for watching Poker Superstars III ? :D:D:D

As Mike 'The Mouth' said "God bless Jennifer Tilly, but then he already has, hasnt he :) "
 
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These posts are hilarious, by the way.
 
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ok, fill me in, i dont watch pro poker, as i dont watch tv, someone got a good pic of jen , or a video of her in actgion at the table, or a link.
thanks
PS in the end, every loyaller will have played one hand,on here, when i get time
including you borac, i mean beriac..............
 
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Jennifer Tilly :love:
 

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exactly what part of your breasts can I not see Jen, apart from the nipples..............not that Im complaining of course, but i feel that playing against her Id always have 'a pocket rocket!'
Thanks Ian, big time
 
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oh btw Jen, mind if I :joyman: ????
(play a computer game, that means.)



FOOTNOTE: if anyone wants to NOT be included, feel free to PM me, its not a problem.
 
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a couple more for you KD :D
 

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hubba hubba hubba
thats sweet American Pie for me.
thanks very very much!
 
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Hottest 48 year old ever. (I heard she is 48 is that true?)


Edit - just googled it... it is true...
 
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man, she's got 12 years on me right now.
although when I look at her, i feel just like a baby who's hungry............

(Apologies for this post!)

Back to the games..................
(Later tonight, game 3)
 
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KerouacsDog said:
PS in the end, every loyaller will have played one hand,on here, when i get time
including you borac, i mean beriac..............
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Hmm - so only your closest friends get to play, huh. Thank God my therapy starts soon - depression getting worse by the minute.
 
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dak you get put up against Phil Hellmuth. OUCH! He's a brat-but surely you are a strong minded and willed woman, so we know you could knock him down a few pegs!!
 
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