re: Poker & a little help please.
UTG = Under the gun = First player to act before the flop.
TAG = Tight-Aggressive = A player who doesn't play that many hands but generally plays aggressively when he is involved in a hand.
LAP - I must be honest I dunno this one. Is it Loose-Aggressive Player, Loose and Passive, or something else?
If there are others, just googling "poker acronyms" or something will probably net you a few decent results.
Edit: lol i post slowaments