10 things I hate about you
10. Your bad beat stories make me want to smack you. Yours are not any worse than anyone elses. I have been involved in, seen, or dealt, every bad beat known to man, so why do I want to hear yours.
9. You lost to a donkey, suck it up, no one wants to know how bad the other guy played and took you out. Happens to everyone.
8. Online poker is not rigged against you, you're not that special, do not try to explain to me how it is, it isnt.
7. You think poker is a sport, please, accept that you are lazy and move on.
6. You would fold AK vs AQ AI in first hand of WSOPME because you want the experience, I should not have to explain how bad this is.
5. You would fold AA AI in first hand of anything because you dont want to lose on first hand - if you think this you should quit poker forever
4. You go play live for the first time and think you know the rules, then you accidentally go AI and lose everything, geesh
3. You knocked me out of a tourney - shame on you!
2. You think that online poker is rigged against you, yes this is posted twice, thats how much I hate it
1. You think poker is a sport, see #2
ok venting over