Last topic went like a week and a half without a post. This month we go for a new record.
Oh I'm starting to play a lot more poker now to gear up for the autumn/winter grindfest (borefest). Ppl still suck apparently, which is a relief. Those who had a bit of a rough August try my easy peazy 4 step guide to crushing souls... guaranteed to maybe work sometimes.
1. Wait for fools to go all in
2. Click the button that says "call"
3. ??????
4. Profit
Everyone's bluffing a disproportionate amount of the time in this manner it's some kind of epidemic? You look them up because you're a payoff wizard and they're like wtf my image was clean blah blah. Then you proceed to skull **** them while they "adjust" by waiting (and waiting) for whatever monstrous quadzilla type hand they were trying to rep originally. Why do ppl think they need either the nuts or 8 high to unload the clip lol. Derp gotta bet my whiffed draw it's the only way I can win the pot oh derp missed my set gotta check behind with my treys and get to showdown with my "showdown value".
Ehh nevermind. Anyway, in.