re: Poker & how do you play small PP's?
DISCLAIMER: This post may be offensive to prudish people, kthx.
WORLD SERIES OF STRIP POKER FINAL TABLE ZOMG
Chris (10,250,000 chips)
Jessica Alba (33,900,000 chips)
We've just got back from a break in which we ironed out a funky deal. I agreed to let Ms Alba win the donkament by raising all but one chip, then folding in exchange for 15 minutes of sweet, sweet buttsex.
We get down to it right there on the table, no messing. "**** me, **** me" she continually screams as [insert graphic detail here].
All too soon, the 15 minutes are up. The tournament director appears out of nowhere. Turns out that the WSOSP is subject to the same rules as the WSOP
, and that each utterance of the "F-bomb" means 30 minutes forced sitting out time. Ms Alba is therefore forced to sit out for 31 hours and 30 minutes.
I look down at 22 on the button. I raise all but one chip, as I continue to do on every button. Eventually, I R WINNAR.
For my evil angle-shooting I become known as the "Jamie Gold of strip poker". A striking similarity manifests itself here too, as I fall out with a friend of mine over an agreement I had to give him half of my action in the event. He got half the prize money, but apparently he was angry he didn't get 7.5 minutes of hot steamy buttsex with Jessica Alba.
Conclusion: Always have hot steamy buttsex before playing low pps on the button HU.