GUARANTEED way to increase profits and make THOUSANDS of $$$$$!!!!
I was so excited about the incredible "Force Fold" idea (see previous thread - http://www.cardschat.com/t60624-oh-m...is-genius.html
that i've taken the idea further and come up with some even better chat lines GUARANTEED to get opponents to fold or raise. I'm so confident these will work, i've just handed in my notice at work to become a full time poker pro!
(n.b whilst i'm posting these here to help you all become rich too, I will ask that you don't overuse them, as my financial future now depends on this incredible idea).
Here are a selection of ones i've come up with so far (further chat lines will be available soon for the low low price of $74.99).
- "I've never played before - is 3 of a kind good? (to be used when you HAVEN'T got 3 of a kind).
- "Damn, I was chasing straight, but missed it (to be used when you DID in fact make straight - extra money from suckers!!!).
- "I'm going all in next hand REGARDLESS of what hand i've got (n.b only go all in next hand if you get AA or KK!). OR - "next time i get 72os, i'm all in" (again you only actually go all in with a good hand - your opponents will think you have got 72os!!!).
- "I've logged on to my ex-husband's poker account, and i'm going to lose all of his money by deliberately playing to lose" (you then only actually play good hands, but your opponents will call because they think you are playing bad ones!!).
If you have any good ones do tell - i won't promise i'll cut you in on the profits, but i'll do my best.