Drunk players Live Cash..Stories?

I play at 4 different casinos in the Chicagoland area and deal at the Horseshoe Chicago. I NEVER drink and play and It blows my mind how drunk players get and give their money away over and over LOL. I play $2/5 NLH and last night a drunk fish fed me over $2500 in less than 2 hours. Any good stories people?

Playing some €1/€2 around 18 or so months ago, a few hours in im sitting on €1,200 (ish) drunk guy on my direct right covers. We play a smallish pot, and i call him on the river with bottom pair and win, so he decides he hates my guts obv.

~1hr later, and every time its folded to me and him (twice) in the blinds he opens for 2blacks lol. So I flat with QQ, and min raise his 300 flop bet, he literally throws his cards in my face and is pomptly kicked out

A few years ago, I was playing a small buy-in mtt at my local poolhall, this guy is a bit drunk and mouthing-off, I have some verbal banter with him. He raises in SB, I call in BB with QTs. flop is 89Jr, he bets, I raise, he shoves all-in, I call. guy has QJ, and misses his straight draw. I had him covered so knocked him out. I laugh, he threatens to beat me up. Luckilly I had a buddy with me on the same table who calmed it all down.
We always remember this guy when we talk poker lol!

LOL yeah there is a guy that plays $2/5 and always buys in for the table min..He is always hammered drunk and shoves preflop(he never actually plays a hand post flop)..9 times out of ten he loses and gets crazy! he slams his hands down on the table and starts swearing and telling whoever beat him how bad they are and they need to learn how to play cards. Surprised the casino has not banned this guy yet but apparently he spends a lot of money there so they keep him around.

I had a guy who was happily calling down with ten high, he chipped up early on but quickly lost over £300 at £1/£1. Then he went to the toilet and fell asleep. One of the pit team came over and took his chips away and obviously recieved an outburst from the rest of the table arguing that he was sober Unfortunately I was card dead for his whole 30 minutes of play.

Way back when as a young punk, I had a summer job at a municipal swimming pool. On the slow days, we played a lot of backgammon. At the end of the summer we had a big party for all the personnel. 5am and three of us left, we started playing backgammon. Two of us were feeling pretty good by that time, and the third guy was 'very happy'. He was so happy, all he could do was roll the dice and we had to move the checkers for him
He won!

There were a few hands I posted from a few years ago.

Guy was a huge degen and stuck thousands in a $1/$2 game. One hand he said, "Look, I have a face card. I haven't seen one of those in a while. I'm not even going to look at the other one." And he raises, gets 2 calls.

I have KTo on the button and I think he's telling the truth. I shove all in for 100 BBs, he calls, other guy calls. Board runs out KQTxx. I win the main pot and the drunk guy had Q4o and won the sidepot vs. 99.

Later, the guy was in the small blind, looks at his cards and puts out $50. Of course the action isn't even on him. But guy in EP decided to play along and make it $50. I have AA and about 350 BBs. I just shove. SB drunk guy calls with QQ, other guy calls with KQ. Board goes Kxx xx and I triple up again.

baudib1 said:

There were a few hands I posted from a few years ago.

Guy was a huge degen and stuck thousands in a $1/$2 game. One hand he said, "Look, I have a face card. I haven't seen one of those in a while. I'm not even going to look at the other one." And he raises, gets 2 calls.

I have KTo on the button and I think he's telling the truth. I shove all in for 100 BBs, he calls, other guy calls. Board runs out KQTxx. I win the main pot and the drunk guy had Q4o and won the sidepot vs. 99.

Later, the guy was in the small blind, looks at his cards and puts out $50. Of course the action isn't even on him. But guy in EP decided to play along and make it $50. I have AA and about 350 BBs. I just shove. SB drunk guy calls with QQ, other guy calls with KQ. Board goes Kxx xx and I triple up again.

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Thats very nice! I hoped you helped him to the cash desk to reload!

I did see a girl throw up on a roulette table once.

baudib1 said:

There were a few hands I posted from a few years ago.

Guy was a huge degen and stuck thousands in a $1/$2 game. One hand he said, "Look, I have a face card. I haven't seen one of those in a while. I'm not even going to look at the other one." And he raises, gets 2 calls.

I have KTo on the button and I think he's telling the truth. I shove all in for 100 BBs, he calls, other guy calls. Board runs out KQTxx. I win the main pot and the drunk guy had Q4o and won the sidepot vs. 99.

Later, the guy was in the small blind, looks at his cards and puts out $50. Of course the action isn't even on him. But guy in EP decided to play along and make it $50. I have AA and about 350 BBs. I just shove. SB drunk guy calls with QQ, other guy calls with KQ. Board goes Kxx xx and I triple up again.

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LOL I can't believe the guy called 350BB with KQ. You gotta love 1/2 tables! People are just as stupid at the $2/5 tables, they just have much more money to blow

Played with this guy named CJ when I was grindin at the 2/5 tables at Crown Casino in Melbourne. He wasn't actually drunk when he plays... just... crazy i guess. There was once when we got on a new table and were 4handed while waiting for the rest of the wait list to get to the table. Before the cards were dealt, he told the table he was gonna raise50 preflop, 100 on the flop 150 on the turn and the remaining 200 on the river the first hand as a 'initiation rite'. Well the other 2 blokes laughed and limped in. I looked down at AA in the SB and limped. True to his word, he raised 50. The other 2 blokes folded and I told him I didn't believe he'll go through with it. I called. Flop came 22A, i checked and he bet 100. Turn came, I checked he bet 150. River i checked and snapped his 200 all in. Showed my AA and he went mental, cursing me up and down.

Well, he rebought and I picked up QQ. Raised on the button and he shipped his stack in. Snapped again and board blanked out. Fastest 1k I ever made in my life.