Cure to impatience

Alon Ipser

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I sometimes have a problem with patience. I can get bored waiting for a good hand and will play something I shouldn't. Well, I have figured out a solution to my patience problem. You're not got going to read about this in any poker book so pay attention. The solution is Demerol. Hell, I'm so patient now that I can stare at AK on the button and time out. :p
 
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I occassionally have the same problem. I hear morphine works well too.
 
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Hell I drink a full bottle of Nyquil and when I come to.. Ta-da! I have a hand and then play it!.. take another bottle while waiting once again for a premium hand.
 
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I hear Tenbob has a similar strategy in freerolls...no wait, that involves playing the hands while he is unconscious. Never mind, I got confused. LOL.:D

Just kidding Tenbob.;)
 
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i have a nice stash of vicodin from when i broke my foot & didn't take any.
 
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LMAO...those are the types of secrets you keep to yourself, kenz :rolleyes:



LOL
 
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I sometimes have a problem with patience. I can get bored waiting for a good hand and will play something I shouldn't. Well, I have figured out a solution to my patience problem. You're not got going to read about this in any poker book so pay attention. The solution is Demerol. Hell, I'm so patient now that I can stare at AK on the button and time out. :p

That's why I multi-table. I'm never bored waiting for a hand.
 
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That's why I multi-table. I'm never bored waiting for a hand.
You know, another option is to surf porn. Then you'd be waiting with your hand while waiting for a hand. :eek: :D
 
RiverNoHelp

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You know, another option is to surf porn. Then you'd be waiting with your hand while waiting for a hand. :eek: :D


LMFAO!..JD you are a nut..I've decided that you are like Mike Matusow on this board..Some people love you, some people not so much..As for me, I think you are absolutely hilarious while at the same time bringing valuable information to the table..Keep it up dog!
 
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Tried it, my mouse got sticky though......lol:laugh:
seriuosly though, I browse and post here while playing to cure impatience, and it works fine for me.
That's what I'm doing at this very moment:).
 
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SERENITY NOW!!!!

Worked for this guy, right?
 

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You know, another option is to surf porn. Then you'd be waiting with your hand while waiting for a hand. :eek: :D
The difference being that you usually fold shortly after going all-in, as opposed to poker.
 
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