this one time this guy says to me, he says, he says uh there's no mayonnaise in ireland
and im like, thinkin, im like, thinkin to myself, what the heck is this guy talkin about, no mayonaise in ireland? what does that have to do with anything?
so im thinkin, hey maybe he's tryin to be clever and sayin somethin totally meaningless to catch me off guard, so im like two can play that game eh, so yeah, so i says back, i says, yeah, i says hey man there's no ketchup in australia
well he gives me this quizzical look like im totally off my nutter ya know, then he just walks away.
it wasnt until later that i realized what he really said was no man is an island. and the more i thought about it, i was like, you know what, it's really the truth you know.