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bigjace

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at your perfect final table and why?Lets say a ten man table and include yourself.
1,me
2,Marcel luske(completely mad and funny as f**k)
3,Phil helmuth(entertainment value)
4,Devilfish(the reason i got into poker)
5,Victoria Coren(great chebs!!)
6,Doyle Brunson(legend)
7,Padraig ?(irish fella who's surname has escaped me!funny bloke though)
8,Mike the mouth(so i can reach across and smack the knobhead!)
9,David Colclough(our new mate and i'm bound to suck out on him!)
10,Howard Lederer(seems a bloody nice bloke)
 
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1 ME
2 A Bluffer
3 A calling station
4 A tilter
5 A maniac
6 A drunk
7 A pothead
8 A lucky beginner
9 A chaser
10 IrishDave

Why because if I dont cash at this table IM a total DONK.
 
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tenbob said:
1 ME
2 A Bluffer
3 A calling station
4 A tilter
5 A maniac
6 A drunk
7 A pothead
8 A lucky beginner
9 A chaser
10 IrishDave

Why because if I dont cash at this table IM a total DONK.

:D :D :D
 
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2 A Bluffer
3 A calling station
4 A tilter
5 A maniac
6 A drunk
7 A pothead
8 A lucky beginner
9 A chaser

Im sure there have been days when ive covered most of those :D

IanT
 
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Proper Answer then -

1. Hello Its Me :hello:
2. Isabelle Mercier (Very nice laydee :D)
3. Doyle Brunson (The Godfather)
4. Padraig Parkinson (he's the one you meant Bigjace)
5. Daniel Negreanu (although having v.bad year)
6. Dave Colclough (One of Europes top players)
7. Greg Raymer (Imposing presence and seem a real decent bloke as well)
8. Phil Helmuth (Lets see him implode :p)
9. Phil Laak (The UnaBomber)
10. Annie Duke (Also Very nice laydee :D)


So - if this weekends ok with them :)

IanT
 
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1. Me
2. David Benyamine (quality)
3. Hoyt Corkins (super aggressive)
4. Gus Hansen (him and Hoyt will kill each other)
5. Doyle the Legend. (So I can say I played with the best)
6. Gabe Kaplan (pretty unpredictable and very good. Nice guy)
7. John Juanda (solid player, nice guy, doesn't win the big events, leaving the title open for me)
8. Johnny Chan (respect value)
9. Scott Fischman (the guys hilarious)
10. Barry Greenstein (no justification needed)
 
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1.) Me
2.) A retard
3.) A guy who says things like " I never raise Aces pre flop, You never know how good it is until the flop"
4.) An internet player who has never played a moment of live poker.
5.) A Guy whos wife told him to get home to bed, so he announces it and tries to donk off all of his chips by going all in every hand.
6.) Patrick from Spongebob Squarepants, hes probably not very good.
7.) Teddy KGB, He could anchor the other side of the table.
8.) A guy who says PHil's "play poker like the pros" is the only book he has ever read and he swears by it. Then proceeds to 3 bet 7,7.
9.) My cousin sucks so it would be cool to see him at my final table. Plus, I have a really solid tell on him.
10.) Angelina Jolie, I'd try to score a date.


So in this perfect final table... I have a remote shot at getting in the money, and scoring a date with Angelina Jolie.

Everyone else final tables, well I wouldn't do very good.

Bill
 
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