My WSOP Main Event Experience
Well, there I was. Pulse racing, palms sweating, breath coming in shallow pants as I tried in vain to exude a calm exterior. Pocket Aces with two prior All-in's and my shot at glory hung in the balance. I called the all-ins and flipped over my bullets to see an AKs and pocket tens staring me down. The flop came Ten Ace Ten, making everything else a nauseating blur. I had come so far, endured so much mental and physical anguish. The life drained out of my body as the enormity of the beating settled over me like a lead blanket. Oh, well. There was always next year.
And that's how I finished 432nd in the final WSOP
Main Event Package Freeroll at Paradise. I feel you, Dookie.